sex questions.....?

Question

I have a couple of sex questions and being a good conservative, want to save points:

1. Vaginal noises.....sometimes when my wife and i are having sex, her vagina emits "gas" type sounds, or even a few seconds after we've climaxed, there is an outpouring of "gas" type sound. i've heard it referred to as a "quiffe" (sp?) but not sure why this happens....

2. shorts. are there shorts out there made for guys with a larger penis. i haven't worn briefs in years and boxer shorts are sometimes too short because my balls hang out. i wear the mid-length briefs a size larger to give me room and security. do they make mid-length boxers?

3. my wife got breast implants and her physician told her they would last about 10-15 years. she went from a B cup to a D cup...if she chooses to have them removed or the saline just leaks out and she gets flat chested...how can i mention my disappointment without upsetting her?

Answer 1

#1 think for the best, as far as her breasts implants are concerned!! my gosh!! My daughter has the saline ones and her's are Ds also, and she's not having any problems with hers!! In fact there the safest kind you can get........ As far as her vaginal farts , are concerned, that's from too much rough sex!! Too much wind getting in there with every pump, you know!!! And as far as thee extension on your penus is concerned, yes you can go to any adult toy store and find all kinds of extensions for yourself, for your wife!!! You can find thee most craziest things in those kinds of stores so I've read, and heard!!! And also about your wife's breast enlargements again, should something go wrong, alls she has to do is see a doctor for it, and they fix her right up, to where she stilll has them.... my daughter did alot of research before getting hers, and found them to be one of the safest, and easiest to fix, so dont stress so much, you know!!! Chill guy!!! Smile!!!

Answer 2

First of all....that sound is escaping air. Think of pressure build up. The air has to escape somewhere.

Second...they have shorts for many sizes. All you can do is shop until you find what's right.

Third....That is a very selfish and pathetic attitude. You are more concerned about your own feelings than your wife's. It makes me wonder who wanted the implants, you or her. Did you marry her for her breasts or for her? If you say her, then you wouldn't be concerned about smaller breasts. You would be concerned about how SHE FELT.

I suggest you don't say anything to her since I have a feeling you speak too much and it's usually the wrong thing. Let her decide what she wants to do. It's her body and you need to just go along with whatever decision she makes.

Answer 3

1. All that thrusting just pushes some air up into the vagina, and you hear it coming back out. No big deal. Happens to everybody.

2. Boxer briefs might be a better choice, particularly if they have a "pocket" in front, to keep things in place.

3. If she chooses to have them removed that's her decision. Do you consult her every time you get a haircut? Or wear a piece of clothing she may not like? But she'll likely keep them, since most women like the results. If they leak, she can get them fixed. No need to be all disappointed. Be prepared that some may call you shallow for even caring about breast size.

Answer 4

1. Caused by thrusts, probably need to stay in and let it slack a little so the air can escape after you come. Too much air can cause problems for her, will force it into the uterous and cause pelvic pain. may need to alternate with the hand at times to keep the pressure down, or withdraw fully on some strokes to allow the pressure to equalize.
2. Good quality pouch front briefs are just right for us bigger guys, without flys of course. I have several brands that have large bulging pouches, and work great for my ample goods. Penney's Stafford Low Rise is a good low cost variety.
3. You need to rethink your statement. Sounds awfully ego driven to me. She is your wife, not your plaything.

Answer 5

1. Vaginal gas comes from having air pumped in their during intercourse and is released. Perfectly natural.
2. Mid-length boxers can be found, you'll need to look for the high-end shops that sell boxers that are hanging on individual hangers, but they will never be terribly long, there isn't that much demand for them. Mid-length boxer briefs are probably your best bet.
3. Don't. There is nothing you can say that will not upset her.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

1. Queef - yes this is normal. You are pushing air into her with your penis and that air has to come out. Believe me she would make it quit if she could.

2. Ima chick and have no idea other than boxer-briefs to contain your package but if you find those too restricting then i think you are outa luck.

3. Be honest now. Tell her you just really prefer larger breasts and that you are so glad she got the implants because it fulfulls you. Then if it comes up that she wants them removed ask her if shed consider silicon. If they leak get em fixed.

Answer 8

1. this is caused by air being pumped into your wife while you are having intercourse. Nothing to worry about. Maybe try different positions
2. You might have to go to a larger men's store for what you need.
3. NEVER MENTION ANY DISAPPOINTMENT IN HER on this subject.

Answer 9

1. Women, like the great ancestors have told us, are filled completely with air. When pierced with thunderstick, they leak like anus of tribal elder.

2. As a man with a thunderstick the size of a great sycamore, I must also express my concern as to the great lack of mid-sized boxer shorts in the pale-face's world. That is the reason I was crying on all of those commercials.

3. When my squaw's implants leaked, she did not understand my disappointment, so I had her salted and eaten. Do not be morally offended, pale-face: she was a Buffalo.

Answer 10

Queef. Caused by air being pushed into her vagina during intercourse.

Don't know about the boxers. My boys wear tighty whiteys

I dont think you can mention your disappointment without getting clubbed with the removed implant. Chose your words carefully. You may want to think of them now if you have 10 more years before you have to use them.