I am thinking about converting to a neo-lib. How do I join?

Question

Do I need to become totally brainwashed, or can I keep my early childhood memories. I realize I'll get to keep my faith, as long as it is the sterlized, 'non fundie' version. I will get shock therapy to help lower my IQ.

Anything I am forgeting?

Answer 1

and like a fool, I try to actually communicate with you......

I guess everyone has their own version of what the old-timers in the shop called "give a $h!t".

You have a different priority list. At least, I assume you have one. And it's different than others'.

You have a "faith?" Really? I'd like to hear more about that faith, and what it means to you regarding your behavior toward others - in the flesh on in a virtual reality like Yahoo Answers.

IQ? You don't want to go there. You want to compare IQs? How about SATs and GPAs?

I don't care if a person is so lacking in skills that they have to work at McD's as long as they don't cop this attitude at anyone who doesn't agree with them.

NOTE: labels are so passe'

I remember a sign in a fairly prestigious shop I used to work in (men with 10 yrs experience minimum). The sign read,"You can survive about 5 minutes here on BS; then you better know something."

I rest my case.

Answer 2

You need several lessons;
1. Bribe taking 101
2.the proper use of freezer paper
3.selling secrets 402
4. talking in riddles 102
5.Elementary money grabbing
6."I feel your PAIN" 203
7.Pork barrel 607
8.earmarking 102
9. How to sign a bad law while smiling brightly and holding an intern's head tightly between your Knees.
!0. How to look straight into the camera, speak into the microphone and lie your Butt OFF.

Answer 3

I'm in charge of new members and their training.
You sound perfect!
Please send your $500 mebership fee, in small bills to the following address:
1300 Main Street
Anytown, USA

Answer 4

Google "World Labor Party" and pray towards France 5 times a day!

Also rant how much you hate Bush and Blame the president for everything! Anti-American behavior is also required! Start by spiting at our troops and work your way up to Murtha type activities!

Answer 5

Yes you forgot that a brain is required to be brain washed and you do not seem to have one
You do however fit the Liberal Requirements NO BRAIN, no clue, no reason, and no facts to support your views

Answer 6

There are quite a few prerequisites for becoming a lib. Have you ever literally hugged a tree? How many times have you participated in a gay pride parade? Do you swear allegiance to any and all foreign dictators that wish destroy the US? Do you promise to actively campaign for saving the lives of murderers all the while pressing legislation to promote taking the lives of the unborn.

It's a process. Not quite as easy as one would think. The benefits are worth it though (health care paid for by everyone but you, welfare so you don't have to work at all). Good luck.

Answer 7

1-Undo conservative brainwashing

2- quit buying into conservative bigotries

3- Admit Iraq is a Republican mess

4- Admit "faith" is a nice way of saying a blank check to express hatred and smearing

5- Give up the reactionary,backwartds rants.

6- Embrace personal freedom

7- Realize the conservative base uses people and are ant-freedom.

Voila! A neo-lib

Answer 8

it's easy.. just keep an open mind.. if you are capable of that the rest will follow.. oh yeah, and you'll have to stop drinking the kool-aid.. but you won't miss it I promise :)

Answer 9

That is so wrong!
FIrst of all, you only need to turn your back on free thinking and then get rid of your conscience.
See, not as hard as you made it out to be. You don't get rid of your childhood memories, instead you use them to fuel a dialogue about how being spanked and learning respect for others is why you are messed up today, duh!
You can keep your IQ as long as you don't question the Master of your Universe Ted Kennedy and his prophet Pelosi.
Got it?

Answer 10

you have to give up YA and be conservative,yet reject the repub party.
no blind partisanship either.