My dog hit me and I got a black eye ! [He's a boxer ] I really need to get rid of it by tomorrow because I'm going to a family reunion and they are going to make fun of me! Please help I need to get rid of it my tomorrow! And it's 11:30 a.m
2007-01-19 06:29:43 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Believe me it was my sisters dog i went outside to feed him.HE IS A BIG DOG! And hes only 2! Thanx 4 the advice!
2007-01-19 06:39:55 · update #1
Ok! I got rid of it by putting on castor oil and in a few hours it was gone!
2007-01-20 07:24:22 · update #2
is he a southpaw. what's his footwork like.
2007-01-19 06:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now is your moment to show the family your true calling!
Remember the 'Mask of Zorro', well it's your turn to adopt the guise of a masked heroine.
The necessary garb will have to include a cape and perhaps a bolero style tunic, with matching trousers, or long skirt.(I am assuming you are female from your pseudonym).
Perhaps a foil, or epee are inappropriate on this occasion, so maybe a bullwhip, which when cracked, will certainly gain Aunt Rita's attention!
Should you be a horse rider, then this means of conveyance would certainly impress, as long as your nag avoids pushing Uncle Larry into the cocktails!
Otherwise come in on a loud motorcycle..Oh Boy! The Harley Crusader!
Apart from all these suggestions, you could say you had a row with a famous film star, who gave you the 'shiner' before you floored him with a right hook!
2007-01-19 14:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by More or less Cosmic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aloe vera gel will reduce the bruising a lot. Put some one now. ASDA and TESCO sell it and are open 24 hours.
Also use a good concealer and get a lot of sleep tonight (sleep helps bruises heal and makes your whole area look better).
I hope you have a fun time at the reunion.
2007-01-19 14:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dear, such healing can't be rushed. Tell your family you got the black eye during a round with a boxer, or a professional boxer punched you out. You'll be the talk of the event.
2007-01-19 14:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry Angel, that's near impossible to do. You could try Arnica cream to help speed up the removal of the bruise (you can get it in larger supermarkets, or Boots) but for tomorrow, all I can suggest is covering it with make-up.
On the other hand, it was an accident; why not tell your family what happened? You have nothing to be ashamed of!
2007-01-19 14:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by smee_1972 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can put Arnica cream on t to bring out the bruise and heal it quicker but doubtful it'll go by tomorrow
2007-01-19 14:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by starlet108 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best way to get rid of a black eye by tomorrow is to make sure you recieved it last week.
2007-01-19 14:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by laughingspam 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why not get a pair of those huge false ears & a big false nose then nobody will even notice your black eye!
2007-01-19 18:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't. You can try some makeup. But I suggest it's time to grow up and be mature about being teased. Accidents happens. Learn to laugh at yourself, then it will be acceptable to laugh at others.
2007-01-19 14:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by S H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blacken the other one and go to the reunion as a panda.
2007-01-19 14:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by gentlejohn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got I shiner from my dog too!...lol...
But its not gonna disappear overnight - I had mine for a wk+.
Apply ice to it every 15min, take a pain reliever (for pressure & swelling,) & have a good coverup on hand for tommorrow to camoflage it.
Good luck!
2007-01-19 14:39:12 · answer #11 · answered by Deadra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋