A thong on the beach?
2007-01-19 06:00:28 · 34 answers · asked by Fluffy Rover 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-01-19 06:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by x 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
if i were to wear a thong, it would probably be near my groin area, on my buttocks, instead of on the beach,
How would I wear something on something that is not part of my body?
But more seriously, the beach clothes/swimwear that is so caught up in popular fashion and questions of morality is really a workaround as to how much freedom of motion, essential to safety in the water, can be gained with respect to issues of social censure of certain bodily parts most commonly kept hidden because of the sexual connotations.
Add in a third question, these three areas are the most sensitive areas of skin, and should be THE most protected from exposure to the sun. And since the water in which you swim is literally teeming with very small life forms, which you wouldn't want accidentally going into some very sensitive body cavities and making a home there.
At this point think of the safety of your ears as well. but a thong wouldn't cover that.
The nose and mouth and eyes, and even the ears to some extent, have natural defenses to such invasions; sneezing, coughing, blowing the nose, (ears too) tears and blinking.
Not so the rectum, vagina or urethra.
Think of that movie with Sean Connery, where he is a scientist working in the Amazon looking for medicinal plants.
There is a scene where he instructs the New Kid on The Rain Forest about a safety issue with bathing. And a certain parasite.
So, yes, I would wear at least a thong. How much more depends on how likely it will be to offend or mollify the local expressions of what is moral and what is not.
Also while you are not actually in the water, more cloth is a lot healthier because Mr Sun is not your friend.
2007-01-19 06:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by brotherjonah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt wear a thong under my pants! I cant stand the feeling of a wedgie why would I purposly put something up there?!
2007-01-19 06:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by Me 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thong on beach means ho looking for someone to holla at her for attention besides in the US most women should not be wearing those in the first place
2007-01-19 06:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope....
in order to wear a thong on the beach, one would need to have the perfect azz...
2007-01-19 06:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by Tearjerker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
PUHLEEZE tell me that isn't YOU wearing the thong on your 360* profile. Girl - (shaking head no) - no. No way. Not ever.
I do love your avatar. I like a person who loves to laugh. You look like a lot of fun.
2007-01-19 06:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thong sandals, yes.
Thong bikini, no.
2007-01-19 06:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yep. I did one time and got arrested for indecent exposure. Evidently those things have a front and a back. =0)
2007-01-19 06:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only over my head and face to stop my nose getting burnt
2007-01-19 06:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if there were very few people around.
2007-01-19 06:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The shoes, on my feet, yes. The clothing one, no.
2007-01-19 06:03:47 · answer #11 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋