Everyone is complaining and our door is closed!
2007-01-19 05:17:03 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Keep blasting away and tell anyone who goes for the window that they will be shot!
2007-01-19 05:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by davethenayber 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have digestion problems. You need to take care not to eat vegetables like potato and need to workout in a gym or play football or run for atleast 1-1.5 hrs a day (No saturday, sunday offs!- full 7 days) and dont sit immediatly after you had lunch or heavy food. Drink atleast 8 glass of water a day. Eat plenty of raw fruits.
Try this steps and i assure you a good digestive track within 2 days.
2007-01-19 05:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by mmbaskr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you've digestion topics. you opt for to take care now to no longer devour vegetables like potato and decide to paintings out in a medical organization or play football or run for atleast a million-a million.5 hrs an afternoon (No saturday, sunday offs!- complete 7 days) and dont sit down immediatly once you had lunch or heavy nutrition. Drink atleast 8 glass of water an afternoon. devour a mess of raw end effect. attempt this steps and that i assure you a reliable digestive track interior 2 days.
2016-11-25 20:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on the guy next to you! If that is not an option then use the 'crop dusting' method in the office. The 'crop dusting' method is when you slowly release the fart while walking around the office thus dispersing it over a larger area and then nobody will know who did it!
2007-01-19 05:52:54 · answer #4 · answered by mikey 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Create some kind of diversion. Like knocking over a chair or tripping over the sofa which it will take some of the focus off.
Go for a walk
2007-01-19 05:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by Bruce Tzu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand what the problem is. Keep on farting. It makes you feel good.
2007-01-19 06:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse your self from the room or just try to let it out silently and look around innocently, skidmark.
2007-01-21 10:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by Frank R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take Beano and set whoopie cushions on everyone else's chairs.
2007-01-19 05:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by devilishblueyes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, ive had this happen before. heres an easy solution you can use. take 6 pieces of paper from the fax machine. fold them in half then roll them like a burrito. place your burrito like fax paper in your pants. you now have a practical yet effective "MAN-PON"
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eat more chili and beans and head back in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-19 05:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by FIGHT ON! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nothing. Be yourself and fart out loud !!! You let them know who the Alpha is ....
2007-01-19 05:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by Vin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋