Why it is that every time you see people rescuing stranded dolphins in shallow waters, they are always lesbians? Do lesbians have a natural attraction to these animals? It's true, watch the news, always lesbians!
2007-01-19 04:26:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I know some male marine biologists who would probably be glad to be known as lesbians...
2007-01-19 04:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a lesbian that a hit a dolphin over the head with a lead pipe.
2007-01-19 04:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Helping to save a stranded dolphin is a good thing to do, I don't know where in the world you get your "always lesbians" bit. Your logic is odd?
2007-01-19 04:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
NO THEY ARE NOT, and you are 'being a jerk' by saying you KNOW about their sexuality by the way people dress and act while 'saving the dolphins.' Would you wear an 'evening gown' when you were at the beach, and care more about your hair and makeup being 'perfect' than you would care about SAVING the dolphin? Stop being so SHALLOW and maybe someone will come along to 'distract you' from these HORRID, SEXIST thoughts.
2007-01-19 04:32:28 · answer #4 · answered by Kris L 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How would you know their sexuality by looking at them on TV? What about the men saving the dolphins - are they lesbian?
Your question is illogical.
2007-01-19 06:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's secret knowledge that all lesbians evolved from dolphin form.
2007-01-19 05:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
Maybe you are just mistaking the tree hugging environmentalist females with lesbians. They DO look very alike.
Maybe they were just born as dolphin lovers...oh boy what title will we give dolphin lovers now?
Philodolphinators?
or Dolphinophiles?
But what about the masculine dolphins?
Are they called Dois?
Does anyone wonder at the ridiculous behavior we as humans do?
2007-01-19 04:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're out of your melon, man. I wouldn't be surprised, I know they are caring people, but you, you need a person like that in your life to save your a**...
2007-01-19 04:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by lee f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, like I'm sure it really upsets the dolphins...
2007-01-19 04:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hahaha. That's so stupid.
2007-01-19 06:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋