A bloke pulls a good looking lass in club and they go back to his place
they get a bit frisky and strip off when he spots a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh
curious he asks ,why a sea shell
well...............she says............................
if you putt your ear to it you can smell the sea...........!
2007-01-19 03:57:23 · 13 answers · asked by stuart r 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Very funny!
But also nasty, no one's girly parts should smell like fish,... sounds like she needs a good soaping up, and a shave!!!
2007-01-19 04:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by The Sweetness ASU 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely funny
2007-01-19 04:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by wise5557 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-19 04:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Lost in Maryland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, i guess its a little funny, gross, but funny.
I do think you need to go back and put periods (punctuation) where they belong because it just looks like a run on sentence.
2007-01-19 04:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by hippieiam29 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
men need to be educated in WHY a womens vagins would ever smell like the sea.. and spread this around to your buddies.... first there are three rreasons it would. 1. her ph is off.. due to soap getting "up there" 2. your **** is dirty, not std wise, but litteraly unclean.. therfore, throwing her ph off inside of her... 3. she has a bacterial infection...in which this case, she would know, and not have sex nor want to with it.
so no, i hear 100 tuna jokes a day on here, and men dont understand why... half the time its because during oral sex their mouth has bacteria, in which it eneters the vagina and the ph is thrown off, or during sex.. so, really, if a man kept his mouth and dick clean it wouldnt happen.. thats why i always make sure they have listerine and clean themself first.. unfortuanlty its one of lifes weird mysteries taht it would make it smell like that, just because your ph is off... but... just a tip for ya.
2007-01-19 04:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not funny. That's disgusting!
2007-01-19 04:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by HJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
A man goes to a fancy dress party with a naked girl on his back.
The host of the party asks him what he's come as.
The man replies he has come as a snail.
"But why do you have a naked girl on your back?" the host asks.
"That's because ..." the man answers:
"It's Michelle"
(my shell...geddit?...Oh please yourselves ...)
2007-01-19 04:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by david4thelord 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very not funny.
2007-01-19 05:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if you're a guy,not so much if you're a girl!
2007-01-19 04:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-19 04:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Dooby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋