2007-01-19 03:54:36 · 17 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Look at them and shake my head. Or give them a sarcastic thumbs up.
2007-01-19 03:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best thing is to not get upset. Just be a defensive driver yourself so they don't cause you to wreck. They will get their payback one day. Honking your horn most likely won't do a thing as those "idiots" won't understand why you are honking.
We saw one of those "idiots" get their payback one day on the interstate. He/she was cutting people off and zipping from one lane to the other going twice the speed of everyone else. He cut too short one time and hit the median, which was wet grass, and literally flew across into the oncoming traffic into a big truck. His car went into the air in a thousand pieces. The truck was okay. I doubt that person survived; if he/she did, he ended up not being able to drive and having to pay on a beautiful new red Corvette that no longer existed.
2007-01-19 12:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by P R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I don't have time to be upset with others poor driving. I can't afford the time because there are SO many crappy drivers. I try to stay out of the bad ones way and ignore them if they aren't about to crash me.
(a few times i wished i had Uncle Billy's Destructo Bumper though!)
2007-01-19 11:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
make sure to whip around and glare at him for a solid several seconds, while gesturing obscenely w/both hands.
to really drive the point home, you can also try doing an exaggerated "impression" of whatever the other driver did wrong; e.g., if he cut you off, cut TWO people off.
i grew up in NJ -- a challenging driving environment that consequently produces the world's wisest, most skilled motorists -- and I have seen these strategies employed time and time again.
good luck!
2007-01-19 12:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by carrot 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the best thing is to stay away from them and let somebody else deal with the idiots
2007-01-19 12:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by ken s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normally, I would put on my blue lights. Then they can either stop and say, "Gee officer, why'd ya pull me over...?", or they can become the worst driver ever and plow themselves into another object eventually.
Otherwise, I extend my arm out the window, clench my fist, raise my middle finger, lay on the horn, and voice my opinion on their driving prowess....
2007-01-19 12:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by CyberCop 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
as a gag xmas gift, my fiance got signs to hold up in the car that say different things, like "your blinker is on", "move out of my way", "hang up and drive", ect. i'm not brave enough to use them, though. i just scream at them as if they could hear me.
2007-01-19 11:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by LoriBeth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By pushing the bazooka button on my car, and trying to aim perfectly at them
2007-01-19 12:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know exactly what you mean. I wish I could have a device where I could zap them into another dimension, far far away.
2007-01-19 12:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be subtle
throw a brick through their windshield as you pass them with your middle finger out the window
2007-01-19 12:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋