Below is a list of quotes that I think are original quotes from people I know. I say think because I’m only 100% sure about one of them.
1.A friend and I were driving and an obnoxious driver zoomed passed in a no passing lane, I made a comment and my friend responded: “guys like that they’re assholes just like you or me or anybody else”
2.I had a girlfriend who was quite smitten with me say in a moment of passion: “You could sail a ship on the ocean between my legs”
3.In her existential days at Bard College a young friend adopted a personal philosophy: “I hate you because you’re not me”
Anyone have equally interesting, funny original quotes from real people or are any of mine not original?
2007-01-19 01:46:50 · 8 answers · asked by edoubleyou 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
This happened when I made supper one day
My sister: thanks for dinner
Me (stabbing my food): DIE!!!
My mum and sis were pretty shocked, but I didn't even hear her say anything
2007-01-19 02:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by osellius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 20:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty original quotes i like the first one and the second is funny !
well check this one : tht's wht my ex bf said to me when i told him i want to breake up : "i will kill you if you do cuz if u do i will be dead" original hein? :)
2007-01-20 05:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's different, kill it! my friend
I'm embarased because I'm not Embarased. Girl who was tied up in a boddage demo
2007-01-19 01:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by lessershoe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one. The rest suck.
2007-01-19 01:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I like my women like I like my Coffee... ( I expected this guy to say Ground up and in the freezer... but no)... covered in bees"
-Guy i went to college with
2007-01-19 01:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by J-Rod on the Radio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
terrorists want to destroy America... and so do we!!!
2007-01-19 01:52:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no dont have any
2007-01-19 01:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by ImGodgifted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋