I'm giving up swearing this year but need some words to substitute so far I have come up with frikin puss monkey and for faries sake. Can you think of any more that I can use (origional only please)
2007-01-19 01:07:36 · 53 answers · asked by travis 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Sorry 'offensive'. Just goes to show that the anyone can get on this site.
2007-01-19 01:16:25 · update #1
Lots of great answers thanks. I'll use a variety of the words given so if you hear someone cussing with cute words it will be me. As I am going to use more than one answer I'm putting this to a vote for best as I like them all. Thanks again!
2007-01-20 17:29:09 · update #2
Watch the old movie Johnny Dangerously with Michael Keaton. There's an Italian gangster in the movie who's mother is very strict with him, and beats him every time he curses, so he had to modify all his curse words to something slightly different to avoid a beating. It was hilarous...
So, he'd say something like - "You FARGING ICEHOLE CORKSUCKING BASTAGE"
2007-01-19 01:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Twonker :(covers a multitude of sins when referring to a stupid person in place the W word). A personal fave of mine!
Sugar plum fairies!: (An exclamation that can be used in place of a four letter word beginning with 'S'. As made up by myself some years back.
Raspberry: A word meaning 'fool' or idiot'. Derived from the dessert 'raspberry fool' A phrase coined by my sister a few years ago.
Scrunge: A miserable, moaning person, good to use instead of 'miserable old b*****d'. A family favourite.
Grinchy: Great word to use in place of 'arsey' when someone's being irritable. First used by my sister and I around the time the film version of 'The Grinch' was released.
2007-01-19 01:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by Alison of the Shire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always enjoyed this one
"You rectangular, quillet-eating, vice-presidental amoeboid!"
Gelett Burgess wrote a book in 1911 called "Find the Woman" where he has this exquisite diatribe where his character Dr. Hopbottom, curses out a truck drive with words of non-profanity but are insulting nevertheless. The above phrase is from that passage
2007-01-19 01:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are that stressed that you feel the need to swear but don't want to, I would try and say something that was also humorous as this may diffuse your stressful feelings.
eg, someone cuts you up when driving home from a mega stressful day at work and you slam on your breaks, glare out of your window, shake your fists and yell
Snuffle your Jaffa Cakes and stick your tongue in my nasal passages you earth dwelling evolved ameoba.
Works for me.
2007-01-19 01:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
permit your little ones swear exterior the dwelling house. "Freaking" did no longer was a bad be conscious. It was an alternate choice to the f be conscious, in simple terms as darn is an alternate choice to rattling. approximately 5 years in the past "freaking" did one in all those turn back on the f be conscious to particularly actually propose the f be conscious. So that's particularly undesirable.
2016-12-12 15:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a joke that goes 3 southern women are sitting on the porch, the 1st on says for my B-Day my husband got me a nice big diamond ring, the 2nd woman says MY, MY while the third says Well, isn't that nice. Then the 2nd woman says for my B-Day my husband bought me a new house, the 1st woman says MY,MY the 3rd says well, isn't that nice, then they sit there for a while before the 1st asks the 3rd what did you husband get you for your birthday, the 3rd answers back, My husband sent me to etiquette school, Etiquette School answered back the first two, Yes said the 3rd so that instead of saying FU I can say Well, isn't that nice....
Well, isn't that nice!
2007-01-19 01:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by reshadow31 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smeghead
Beret-wearing surrender monkey (attrib. Willy the Scotsman, Simpsons)
2007-01-19 01:17:10 · answer #7 · answered by Bigfoote 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call someone a twunt. They most of the time don't get where it comes from. Its a combo of two words... I'd think you can figure it out.
2007-01-19 01:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lil Jello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No bad words, are good, sometimes you need to concentrate on more important things.
Peace. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=ApKv1f0lrNxEH_GUkHaXdfHrDxV.?show=9085d5e62eea0b47f788548bcb282266aa
have you seen the other stuff this racist,religious bigot calls ppl.he's also a hypocrite.
anyway in answer to you question- female naughty part?
2007-01-19 15:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by BUSHIDO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like ballast for bolloks, wayne kerr for wan*ker, shister for sh*it, I also like the words ding bat and dim wit for insults. But I swear like 10 rough blokes put together.
2007-01-19 01:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Luvfactory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋