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If you have time to watch porn, you're obviously not getting laid. Why would you watch someone else getting some instead of getting it yourself?

2007-01-19 04:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Lord Vader 2 · 0 0

I have contemplated pool boys and pizza delivery guys and plumbers. and men in elevators. The plumbers are the best bet because they are mostly rich by all accounts (always a turn-on for women). But they are always fixed on the job at hand - and don't seem to notice when I stand naked infront of them.

2007-01-19 00:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Peace 2 · 0 0

Well that is intresting.I don,t have a pool so that I don,t know ..But I order pizza and the do get screwed by people that don,t tip them,because they c(um)ome in 30 minites or less

2007-01-19 00:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by blakree 7 · 0 0

I highly doubt it dispite what television programs would have you believe. but then again you never know. My mother delivered Pizza before I was born and one time a guy came to the door naked! one other time a guy asked her what she was doing after work.... which quite honestly is disturbing considering she was 8 months pregnant with me at the time... 8\

2007-01-19 00:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by osellius 2 · 0 0

i would think.. no... having seen.. many real life pizza guys, plumbers, ,, i dont think they have a shot in hell. if it was a pool girl... she might get laid.
elevators tho... that'd be sweet.

2007-01-19 00:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by kMac969 2 · 1 0

knock, knock. "Who's there?" Opens door. "Pizza..." Woman replies, "But I didn't order any pizza...OH." Cues music.

A wise priest once told me: pornos are like documentaries, everything is real, everything you see in "Bone Prone 37" can happen to you.

2007-01-19 01:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by ZOMBIES!!! 1 · 0 0

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