2007-01-18 23:03:48 · 47 answers · asked by aorpin 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Stop drinking so much after work. If you're sober you'll go to the correct address.
2007-01-18 23:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by Patricia S 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bless your heart!! It's so difficult at times to tell if someone is serious or joking, so I will answer this question as if you are being serious.
I'm not sure if you mean that someone actually STOLE your house or if your house was washed away by bad weather, etc. In any case, I hope these steps help.
1. Contact an attorney for legal advice
2. Go to the Police Station and file a report
3. Call your insurance company
2007-01-19 00:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by angel_life_paradise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get in touch with the police. It has probably been stolen. This is one of the latest theft scams. They have got it off to a fine art and can remove a house within four hours! Tell your insurance company, they will be very understanding.
2007-01-18 23:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by Spiny Norman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
My BF (95%) always drives the same way to work and back.
New Year's Day, a Monday, we drove up close to the city, and he shocked himself coming around a corner.
"The whole building is gone!" he cried.
What building?
"The little mall complex that had a truck stop and everything. It was there Thursady."
I thought he was losing it.
Then we saw it in the papers. The whole thing was torn down, an no one had relesaed the reasons in any too clear a fashion.
2007-01-18 23:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by starryeyed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was most likely eaten by a greedy otter. The only way to get it back is to hunt the otter down and disable it (I recommend using razor blades to cut his toes off). Then you simply need to extract your house from the rear of the otter.
Afew tiles may be partially digested but other than that it should be fine.
2007-01-18 23:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for the explanation.
And Good Luck!
2007-01-18 23:14:39 · answer #6 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe its still there but you cant see it. I suggest you walk around your street with your hands outstretched until you bump into it. Also report it to the police and you'll get a crime reference number incase it turns up somewhere else. Concidered using a chain and padlock to preven theft of you house in the future.
2007-01-18 23:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by think outside the box 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u joking ???
Maybe ur house had disappeared cuz a dragon just carry it away to the mountain ???
Anyway,u should buy a new house (If ur parents,wife,sons ,daughters had dissapeared too,try to buy them back at e-bay ???)
(^.^) I am just joking !!!
2007-01-18 23:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by crystal_heart100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the government have taken it away just in case somebody should accidentally walk into and hurt theirselves.
i think they probably made it into speedbumps or something.
there's nothing you can do except check all the really remote areas and see if you can find the right bumps
2007-01-22 10:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by Matthew R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report your stolen caravan to the police, or check out your local gypsy sight, not much chance of getting it back off them though, they really hang on tight to their stolen goods, they might sell it back to you though, good luck, oh they might even sell you some lucky heather so you don't loose your next home.
2007-01-18 23:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋