I handed you a chance to show your shining talent and what do you give me in return? A pornographic representation of a royal court where the men only deal in buggery and the women's sole object of interest is the dildo!
2007-01-18 22:14:33 · 17 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the libertine... johnny depp
1 - 0 !!!
2007-01-18 22:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by rykkers 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you want, you have played in some brilliant movies and some s.... like Being John Malkovich, now I understand that you were showing how portholes exists, but some who play this part now in real life are con artists. So your comment about women's sole object of interest is the dildo, your dreaming I think that to stand up to someone is bettering than to make them think that they like you when they don't.
You never know circumstances may change your whole life.
Cryptic suggestion: in the next movie: I John Malkovich would like such and such to be in the flick. John what ever it costs!
2007-01-19 00:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tonia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look im sorry right is that good enough for you - I didnt understand the first Q and this one is just way way above me. Have you not noticed that I deal in worlds that have only one syllable ? i am a simple frog. I lead a quiet sedentary life not annoying anyone and all I get is abuse. leave me alone is not fair you all picking on me.
Yeah, ok there was that ONE incident with my hand up her skirt but that was all explained and what does shining talent mean anyway ?
In fact, sod this Im going to email my mate Mad Dog McViolent. You will be hearing from him
2007-01-19 02:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know any of the Pondlifes. You could give him one last chance with the woman and her dildo.
2007-01-18 22:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by DC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pondlife is like scum : every time you use the soap : there it is floating on the surface.
So even if you're squeaky clean, you feel dirty just by seeing it. (sure he sees this as a massive compliment by the way, if you really want to bug him:ignore him.......
M : )
PS don't know why I bothered answering this, you'll only give Uma the points as usual.....
2007-01-18 22:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's too early (for me, anyway) to show my shining talent, if any. I saw your Q. Great book. Good film. I considered some long, involved answers. I haven't even finished my coffee yet :-))
You'll get used to pondlife. Remain calm. All is well. :-))
2007-01-18 22:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by zen 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So here he lies at the last. The deathbed convert. The pious debauchee. Could not dance a half measure, could I? Give me wine, I drain the dregs and toss the empty bottle at the world. Show me our Lord Jesus in agony and I mount the cross and steal his nails for my own palms. There I go, shuffling from the world. My dribble fresh upon the bible. I look upon a pinhead and I see angels dancing. Well? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me... now?...
2007-01-18 23:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would you be talking about Jade Goody by any chance, her head would look good on a spike !!
2007-01-20 13:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Da frog says I have to introduce you to my junkard security dog. He is called fluffy. he is hungry. he does not like you.
Please send me your address or it will be worse for you if I have to find you.
yours sinceerly
Mr M D McViolent
2007-01-19 02:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty fair
2007-01-18 22:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You leave that poor amphibian alone.
Some days he's the only thing that comes between me and death by boredom.
What's he done to you anyway?
2007-01-18 22:23:35 · answer #11 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋