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Where lies the difference?

2007-01-18 22:11:14 · 20 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

no difference... according to Steinbeck

2007-01-18 22:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 4 1

The two are different species, yet from the same Kingdom, Phylum and Class. One is two legged, the other has four. One possesses a tail, the other does not. One has the "gift" of speech, the other can only make limited vocal noises. One is covered entirely in fur, barring the eyes and tail, the other is mostly hairless, barring the top of the head and genitals. One has the "power" of higher thought, the other only concerned with biological survival needs.
One lives on a vegetarian diet, the other has choice of dietary consumption....

2007-01-18 22:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by KD 5 · 1 1

Mice are nicer then men, obviously. they don't take up all the blankets, they don't complain about a woman's weight, they don't have spiky stubble, they rarely stink, they don't drink, drive dangerously, they don't spend their days watchign football, they don't cause wars and holocausts they don't make/buy obscene magazines, they don't--well, i could go on all my lfie, couldn't I?
This is a lesson for women: don't marry a man, girls: marry a mice! XD

2007-01-18 23:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Off-with-their-heads! 2 · 0 3

I know that mice have four legs and a long tail. Men only have two legs *** !!

2007-01-21 12:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0 1

The difference is the best laid plans....No matter how you work at it, those plans are, in the end, when all is in play...No different to that of what a mouse might make....or man...Reason being that when all is set in motion, there is no recall.

2007-01-18 22:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by Whava 3 · 1 1

Mice are small, furry and squeeky.

Men are large, hairy and horny.

Hope that clears things up a bit for you.

2007-01-18 22:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by dr.twaticus 1 · 0 2

mice are caught by cats while men are caught by women.
hahahhaahh

2007-01-21 19:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by khatora 3 · 0 1

The humble rules of mice and men
The rules by which we stand
All crumble into nothing
When the Devil plays His hand....

2007-01-18 22:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by lou b 6 · 3 1

I've never seen a man play a mouse organ.

2007-01-22 04:39:36 · answer #9 · answered by MI5 4 · 0 1

One lies and the other can't talk..

2007-01-19 07:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 1

They dont work well together in a grocery store.

2007-01-18 22:17:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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