any stories
2007-01-18 19:44:47 · 16 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
'I was chasing that guy for you, but you missed him and caught me instead!'
2007-01-18 19:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy I went to school with was speeding with his date in his caddy...officer knocked on the window a few times...finally becoming more frustrated he pounded with his 4 cell flashlight and Paul slowly turned to face the angry cop rolled down his window about 1/3 down and stuttered "two cheeseburgers an order of fries and 2 chocolate shakes then rolled up the window...on a separate night he was in the drunk tank and needed to use the toilet (none in the cell) asked the jailer to use the facilities and the jailer said" okay you've got 2 minutes"...Paul unzipped and as he was relieving himself looked over his shoulder towards the cop and stuttered" what is this beat the clock?"
2007-01-19 03:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello officer
2007-01-19 03:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been pulled over many times and have never been ticketed. I break out the tears. Works every time. Unless you're a guy.
2007-01-19 03:48:46 · answer #4 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. I'm usually getting my face grounded into the pavement and my arms being cuffed behind my back.
2007-01-19 03:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by Tom Foolery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When s/he says do you know why I pulled you over?
You respond with
"Yeah, because I forgot to pay your mother last night."
2007-01-19 03:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Mike 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it's a male, "bats eyelashes" and says innocently "was I speeding, officer"?
2007-01-19 08:44:03 · answer #7 · answered by pinkcasperartweety 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd do anything for you lets say we get some action behind the bushes? as long as u dont fine me
2007-01-19 03:49:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry officer i cant bend my middle finger its broken =) or i just start speaking russian and pretend not to know any english
2007-01-19 03:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hones Lucifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am, theres no blood in my alcohol system, I swear
2007-01-21 04:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Tater Salad...
I cry. Then I get out of it.
2007-01-19 15:35:36 · answer #11 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋