It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.
My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!
Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.
If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?
2007-01-18 19:24:26 · 11 answers · asked by Bob D 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I'm sure it was no big thing.
2007-01-18 19:27:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You really got nothing better to do, huh?
How about getting a life? Might be interesting for a change!
There really IS a world outside of your front door. Does not matter that you are retarded! I am sure you'll be just fine!
But please stop asking the same question over and over and over again. You are making a fool of yourself, more than you already are.
Honestly I would not give a Rat's hairy *** if I saw you naked. I bet there is nothing interesting in your nakedness. I would probaly run you over with my car and get away with it as well since the road is not used as you said!
2007-01-18 19:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by kaustikos1981 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Am I lucky that day to see a guy in a birthday suit.Well,if you look like Mario Lopez I will ask direction from you,pretending I don't notice that you are nude,but if you don't look like Mario Lopez I will yell "", Sir, that's not the right way to the nudist camp.""
2007-01-18 19:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probbaly something about ur privates if i really wanted to embarrass you, but i would just think u were a crazy person and laugh at you
2007-01-18 19:46:09 · answer #4 · answered by tragickingdom 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably pointed at your magic wand and laughed.
2007-01-18 19:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Raven Fuqfest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have cracked up. I would have prolly wondered if you had escaped from somewhere and lastly....... I might have whistled!!
2007-01-18 19:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by squealy68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you not make up a new story or what?
2007-01-18 19:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by NoMaD! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I covered you up with my coat & drove you back to your home.
(now blush)
2007-01-18 19:29:35 · answer #8 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would think that you are mentally disturbed ,and i would just stare at you.
2007-01-18 19:29:19 · answer #9 · answered by avavu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Did you have a nice stroll in the meadow?"
2007-01-18 19:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by Dan821 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋