Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I have only three months to live...
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'
Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
You'd make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window.
Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Wow! Are those real?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
Whats your fav?
2007-01-18 18:33:15 · 13 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Of course they suck, thats what makes them cheesy.
2007-01-18 18:37:34 · update #1
I'm sorry if i got fed just one of these lines i'd have to knee him in the groin. I do not get picked up by cheesy lines EVER. It's amazing how many men use them though.
2007-01-18 20:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fave is You'd make a Bishop kick out a stained glass window. lol
2007-01-18 18:37:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! I have used most of them in jest most of the time!
My favorite would have to be "You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!"
2007-01-18 18:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by Dan821 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know em--hell I 've got 3 ex wives due to them!
2007-01-18 18:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that shirt looks becoming on you but if I were on you I'd be coming too.
2007-01-18 18:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by antlog2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My name might not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bed rock.
2007-01-18 18:36:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks to God.I usually always get the one "I love your hair".im of native american descent and have long black hair.while it is nice to be complimented,i wish they could come up with something new
2007-01-18 18:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by stephanie24148 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got nice legs. What time do they open?
2007-01-18 18:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by tootsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
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no, and that's an insult!
no
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yes. and yes they are btw
no
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my fave is the last one.
2007-01-18 18:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you on fire cuz your body's smokin
2007-01-18 18:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋