City Morgue, You kill em, we chill em.
"Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!"
Roadkill Cafe! You kill it, we grill it
"Phone tag, you're it."
***** hotdogs...If you like hotdogs, you'll love ***** !!!
Wong's Laundry; if it has to be white, it has to be Wong!
"Hello? OH NO! the voices are back again!"
Carl's cookie jar, wht crumb you wanna bum with?
**** did you say? I c_nt hear you. It muft have been something you spread...
You will die in seven days... until then would you like to buy cable TV?
Joes pool shack, liquor in the front, poker in the rear
Burger King, home of the Whopper, what's your beef?
"Hello? ....EMMIT! GET BACK ON YOUR CAGE BOY! DON'T MAKE GET THE HOSE!"
"Clarence's Mule barn, head a.ss speaking"
Which are your fave? Got any more?
2007-01-18 17:53:52 · 20 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Barney's Mutilated Meat Market.
Don't ever call me again!
Tom's Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Suicide Hotline, can you hold please?
Johnny's house of love, can i help you?
Pizza hut, can i take your order?
Help me please
Road Side Cafe, You kill 'em, we grill 'em.
Dr. Feelgoods, We can rub you the right way.
We are sorry but the number you have dialed has been disconnected..
Planned Parenthood how may i help you?
My favorite is when i answer the phone in high soprano asking them"WTF" do you want?
2007-01-18 18:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not whilst answering the telephone yet i've got pretended to be yet another nationality like French and spoken with a French accessory! relaxing! Oh yet i've got rung up human beings Iknow asking "is this the morgue?" Then initiate burst out crying.......very a snicker hahaha!
2016-10-31 12:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are awesome! Im writing them down to use on my friends. I like the hello? oh no the voices are back again one but theyre all great! Can you write some more?
2007-01-18 18:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Federal Bureau of Investigation, Special Agent Clown Division, Bozo Speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!
City Morgue, you stab them we slab them.
2007-01-18 17:59:05 · answer #4 · answered by jimstock60 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, GAH's House of Love.
2007-01-18 18:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the Dick's Hot Dogs one.
How about...
Joe's Taxidermy, You snuff it, we'll stuff it.
2007-01-18 18:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv ur sense of humour
i like! specially the bobs orphanage one
2007-01-18 17:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hello, Cement Boat Company"
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2007-01-18 17:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...don't have a favorite. I love them all. Good for you. Great ones for telemarketers.
2007-01-18 17:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by Barry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually have said this one...
"Hello, Freds House of Sin, ***** speaking"
LOL
Love your list...
2007-01-18 18:14:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋