2007-01-18 17:13:47 · 9 answers · asked by sexie 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
"If birds can fly and spit in your eye, I'd pasture (pass her) by, if cows could fly".
Ok, now I'm getting silly.
In reality...............
I'd cover my eyes.......................
And my face, and my head, and my shoulders, and my....................
This is an old, old poem that heard a long time ago:
Birdy, Birdy, in the sky,
Dropped his white wash in my eye,
Oh my goodness. Oh my my.
I'm just glad that cows **can't** fly.
spazrats
2007-01-18 18:08:44 · answer #1 · answered by spazrats 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would drop a huge nard pattie on your head!
So if cow could fly I'd hold my umbrella high.
2007-01-19 01:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by greythound crazy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look up the flying schedules, and, wear broad rimmed cowboy hats when flying is on! -- and, goggles!
2007-01-19 01:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out the milk jug.
2007-01-19 01:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mark W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the bumberchute.
2007-01-19 01:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would run for cover!
2007-01-19 03:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by crazygoat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd always carry a bumbershoot.
2007-01-19 01:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they would like crap in your eye uggggg.
2007-01-19 08:11:41 · answer #8 · answered by bunny fun rabbitry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run like hell!
2007-01-19 02:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by thesharklady1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋