I recently inherited $1.4 million and now the government is saying I can't collect welfare. Who can I sue?

Question

I feel like this is racial discrimination. How am I supposed to feed my two daughters and their pet iguana?

Answer 1

You can sue me. I will get the case dismissed and then seek damages and attorney's fees, so I can get a piece of that million dollar action. I will also seek custody of your iguana.

Answer 2

Well, you can't sue. These are the rules set forth by your state's welfare department. They should have been explained to you before you signed up for welfare. If you can't feed your two kids and a pet on that kind of money, you need to learn better financial management. If you don't feel that a million dollars is enough to live on while you're still earning a check at your regular job, you should file a complaint with your state's welfare department. That money is for those who can't afford to pay their bills and support their children and other dependents. It sounds like that money you got just isn't enough, so maybe you should give it to someone that needs it, since you won't be using it.

Answer 3

This is blatant racial discrimination. Those bastards in government hate all of us purple people and if that's not enough, they seem to take it out on the green people when there aren't any purple one's around!
I would start by sueing the estate of whoever died and left you this money for depriving you of welfare which is your democratic right.
Then I'd sue the bastard who made me purple by race.
The next one to sue would be all the voters who voted in the government, years ago, which passed the law that stops me getting welfare.

With $1.4 million you should still have a little left over to sue the lawyer who has taken on your case, as, if not for those litigant bastards, our lives would all be simpler and nicer.

I also think that you'll find that if you got rid of the iguana people in govt. would look upon your case more favourably. Those FBI bastards would ban Iguanas if they could!

Answer 4

You really need to find something better to do with your time than ask foolish questions. if you inherited 1.4 millions dollars why would you need to collect welfare. it's a paradox of terms, rich person on welfare.

lets see here, 1.4 million at 5% interest would yeild 5833.00 per month. gee, I think that would cover more than what welfare did. this is considering you take the funds out each month on the day that you get the interest to prevent any compounding.
this would give you 70,000.00 per year for income. not bad

Answer 5

Its 1.4 Million Dollars!! What the hell more do you want?? Hell, I wish I could get thta kind of money sent to me just because someone died. Maybe if you dont spend it on materialistic things and actually concentrate on needs, you'll still have at least half that money when they're done growin. That sounds incredibly greedy!! Maybe you should rethink yourself. If I were welfare, I wouldnt give ya any of the hardworkers income either. Its for the needy, not the overpowered people.

Answer 6

LOL. Well, guess you will just have to give some of the inheritance away so you can continue on welfare. I am able to help you out there by taking a few thousand off your hands. Wouldn't want the entire amount, because I believe in sharing.

Answer 7

Uh-oh, who are you trying to kid???
You know, if it gets to the point where there's no other choice, feed the pet iguana to the two little girls. Just tell them that it went to "the farm".

Answer 8

You could lose your all inheritance in legal costs just trying to sue. Who you could sue i don't know. i feel that u are being humorous.
Be happy...I wish I could inherit $1.4 million.

Answer 9

Use the 1.4 million to go to college and get a good job

Answer 10

You have no case. People with significant net worth are not eligible for welfare, and you certainly don't need it. Invested in tax free municipal bonds, that sum will yield $5,000 per month, forever.