what about jack and jill?
what about jack and the beanstalk?
what about that jack that jumped over the candle stick?
2007-01-18 15:05:15 · 29 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unziped his fly and said jill do you wanna
jill said yes unzipped her dress and they did the hanky panky
stupid jill forgot the pill and out poped little frankie
2007-01-18 15:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by IAmTheWalrus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, here's a little diddy about Jack and Diane, they were just two American kids doing they best they can; realizing that, oh yeah, life goes on...long after the thrill of living is gone.
Jack and the beanstalk was about a boy desperate to get away from home and so he climbed a seriously big vine and met a giant. It was crazy.
Jack and Jill were two friends that went up a hill to fetch some water and jack hurt himself and jill fell down the hill after him. But some people say she pushed him down the hill because he had a thing for Mary Quite Contrary.
Jack that jumped over the candle stick was nimble and quick. That's pretty much all there is to say about that.
2007-01-18 15:18:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jade D. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail water, jack fell down and broke his crown, and jill came tumbling after.
jack had magic beans, and the bean stalk grew and grew all the way up to the sky, jack climbed the beanstalk and saw the mean big giant, he went back down and chopped it down, and the giant fell to the ground and died, I believe thats how the story goes.
Jack be nimble jack be quick! Jack jumped over the candlestick.
Why do I even remember any of this LOL!! Thanks for bringing back childhood memories! Sorry I forgot the jack & diane 2 american kids doing the best they can, oh yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. I hate that verse, but there is truth to it.
2007-01-18 15:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Diane were two American kids growing up in the heartland
Jack and Jill were water fetchers who sometimes were clumsy
Jack and the Beanstalk is just about that- Jack and a beanstalk
Jack who jumped over the candlestick had very meager aspirations for his life
2007-01-18 15:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by peaceandharmonyandmercy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Diane were two American kids who grew up in The Heartland.
Jack and Jill were thirsty dirty clumsy kids.
Jack was a young man who's beanstalk grew to giant proportions.
Jack jumped a little too close to the candle one day and burned his ***.
2007-01-18 15:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by Hank Hill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently Jack and Dianne lived in a trailer park, had fifteen children (though not all of them Jack's) and Jack eventually died in a towering inferno after the deep fryer was knocked over while he was drunk. At least this is the story that Dianne tells everyone... She now has her masters in commercial law and a very successful practice on the Upper East side.
2007-01-18 15:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill where looking for a thrill, so they decided to roll down a hill,Jack was all scratched up and told Jill i need to take a pain pill, so Jill gave him his pill and they had there little thrill and lived so happily after.
2007-01-18 15:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were 2 little kids growing up in the heart land
Jack was gonna be a football star
2007-01-18 15:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by NRG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she dribbled off those bobby brooks and let jack do what he pleased...
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter.. Jill came down with $2.50.. I knew she was a dirty little girl...
Giants
He burnt his nuts...
2007-01-18 15:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That proves that Jack is, J-just A- a C-crazy K-kid.
2007-01-18 15:10:25 · answer #10 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋