2007-01-18 14:44:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
Yes, I offer this service in my shop.
I will stuff the biznatch and put her in the chair for a meer $5
2007-01-18 14:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by warclient 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Have a plaster mold taken of her now, and made into a flexible doll when she passes away. That way, you won't be breaking any laws and you can have her rocking away out the front. Why not attach infra red sensors with sound and motion - have her rocking all the time, while shouting at local kids to get off her lawn?
2007-01-19 00:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by Labsci 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the Londons#1..... under an alias? Sounds like the type of question he would ask.
Answer? Yeah, it's possible. Try preserving her first in that stuff, is it formaldehyde? or in a very large pickle jar in vinegar, if you can't get the formaldehyde. Otherwise she may start to pong a little, especially in the warmer months. Flies would be a serious problem and the neighbours would complain too.
2007-01-18 23:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by sinned 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freeze-dryed is better. You get a more life-like effect, and the result is much more cleanly and durable. You should also add a hidden motor to make the rocking chair rock. To be really uptown, you could add a computer generated voice that could dispense wisdom for the benefit of passers-by.
2007-01-18 23:04:53 · answer #4 · answered by aviophage 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hard to let go..huh?? I want to do the same thing with my chihuahua. I just don't know what I'll do when he's gone. Thank god he's only 3. Good Luck with that...don't you think you're mom would rather be buried or cremated. Why can't you just save her ashes in a nice urn, and get a huge picture to put above it?? That's a good idea!!!
2007-01-18 23:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by jessteal2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
But I don't know what the neighbors will think about a grizzly bear in a rocking chair.
2007-01-18 22:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by Skahler 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sausage and onions are the best stuffing.
2007-01-18 23:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by moondog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it might seem like a good idea to you but people that walk by your house might get scared :P
2007-01-18 23:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think there's laws against that in all 50 states. besides if you did it would be a very stressful task keeping up the maintenance and preservation.
2007-01-18 22:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You'd need to find a pretty shady taxidermist
. . . Walmart?
2007-01-18 22:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by Electric_Napalm 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋