amusing paragraph or 2 or more that includes these phrases?
1. How you doin' Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser?
2. You wasted your time and your doughnuts.
3. Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic.
I take it, you never saw "Deliverance".
4. Quiet! Quiet! The moron is about to speak.
5. Now what would Marshal Dillon and Miss Kitty do at a moment like this?
6. Nice? I tried it once. Didn't care for it.
Did the same thing happen with smart?
2007-01-18 14:20:12 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
'Of all the gin-joints in the world, why on earth did she have to walk into mine'. I was reminded of those immortal words when I heard that damn squeeky voice of the woman whom I nearly married three years ago. You know something. I am the luckiest man alive. Free and easy with the world at my feet.
It was purely by chance that I had found myself at a loose end with ten days to spare when I saw the 'Special Offer' in the Travel Shop. It was a cheap, short notice offer and to a place in Italy where I had never been to, but one which I have been realiably informed is spectacular. Lake Garda in North West Italy is, and proved to be, an idyllic setting for a relaxing few days. Or so it seemed, until I heard her...................
She had not changed one little bit and it was obvious that the electrolysis on her beard and moustache, that incidentally I had paid for, had failed to make any impression on her stubble. You can see I am no longer enamoured with the lady and to think I could have fallen into her spider's web. The wally that she was with, I had known in a previous existance and I can honestly say, they were well matched.
'Geeze' she called out as I tried to hide behind my English newspaper, a two day old edition no less. 'Mike, what on earth are you doing here' she called. 'How you doin' Chewbacca?' I asked 'still hanging around with this loser?'. Now, if he had been a man he would have hit me, but such a 'big nothing' it is hard to imagine. 'Not eating your breakfast' she asked indicating my croissants 'you wasted your time and your doughnuts' she squeeked.
'We're going up the lake today Mike' her other half poked in his oar 'care to join us for the canoe trip'. 'You must be joking' I retorted, silently thinking that I would at least have the day to myself away from them. 'Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic' I added 'but not me. I take it you never saw Deliverance. I hope you have your banjo with you'. All went silent for a minute or two while I hoped they would depart and leave me in peace.
Instead as I stood up, she had to get the last word in 'Quite! Quiet!' she poked at her friend 'The moron is about to speak'. I merely looked daggers at her but said nothing. A thought ran through my mind thinking of those old Western shows on television. 'I wonder what would Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty do at a moment like this' I thought. A wonderful vision appeared in the back of my head of the pair of them being dumped onto the noon stagecoach and them leaving me in peace.
Before I departed the breakfast room, we were joined by a youth aged about sixteen. 'May I introduce my son, Abraham' her friend spoke with a note of embarassment in his voice. 'From my first wife, Maria Smart'. 'Precisely' I thought, and kept it to myself, 'she obviously was smart and got out quickly while the going was good'.
'Fancy a nice drink some evening' I asked. I had the devilish intention of arranging such a meeting for two days after I left for home. 'Sorry Mike' he answered 'Nice?, I tried it once. Didn't care for it'. I immediately asked 'Did the same thing happen with Smart'. 'Yes, she didn't care for it either' he added.
'Geeze' I thought 'I better get out of here quickly before I throw up'. 'Nice to have met you all' I lied, 'Especially you young Abraham'. As I stood outside on the pavement, I thought 'They all deserve each other, all three. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't gamble because he didn't care for it.
No doubt whatsoever, Abraham is an only child.................
2007-01-18 21:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was really looking forward to my holiday away from everything. As I drove up to the resort, I passed a familiar car. I looked as I passed and who should be in it but my ex Kevin Federline and his new wife Brittney Spears (okay remember this is a dream). I had known Brittney we all use to be friends. We all somehow arrived at the resort at the same time. As Brittney got out of their car, I asked myself now what would Marshal Dillion and Miss Kitty do at a moment like this? I thought really hard about how polite they would be and decided that that was not for me.
I walked right up to Brittney and said How you doin' Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser? Her mouth just kind of dropped open and Kevin opened his mouth to speak. I yelled as loud as I could Quiet! Quiet! The moron is about to speak. Kevin decided at that point that it was best for him to keep his mouth shut.
The next morning as I'm sitting there having a nice quiet breakfast Kevin comes to my table with doughnuts. I looked at him as he was trying to apologize and said you wasted your time and your doughnuts. Kevin went back to his table and continued his breakfast with Brittney.
The activity director came into the room and started handing out fun things to do. I heard Brittney trying to talk Kevin into a romantic canoe ride. I'm thinking "Some people think a canoe ride can be romantic. I take it, you never saw "Deliverance". I'm thinking back to Kevin and I taking a canoe ride once. Nice? I tried it once. Didn't care for it? Did the same thing happen with smart?
2007-01-18 19:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It could trouble me. I recognize my husband could on no account cheat on me or whatever but it surely could nonetheless trouble me if he had an exes title tattooed on him. It could simply make me suppose that he adored any person as a lot or greater than me earlier than I got here alongside and that wouldnt make me think very well. If a long term bf brings the area of your tattoos up, dont get into an issue with him approximately the way you wish to hold them or whatever and dont inform him you dont remorse it considering that that simply makes it appear such as you nonetheless have emotions in your ex. Just say that you are no longer along with your ex anymore and the tattoos have been performed whilst you have been nonetheless in combination and also you didnt suppose you could get a divorce. If he loves you, he will study to are living with them. I could study to are living with my husbands tattoos of his ex gf if he had any. Wouldnt adore it, however I'd are living with it.
2016-09-07 23:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, how's this?
As I shook hands with Chantal, I looked over to see the man I had wanted to spend the rest of my life with standing with his arm draped casually over this blonde's shoulder. Trying to swallow the bitterness that rose in my throat, I thought to myself, "Now what would Marshal Dillon and Miss Kitty do at a moment like this?" So, being cool with the whole 'keep the peace' thing, I extended my hand and exchanged pleasantries with this disgusting creature. As my date began to recount a funny story about our drive up to Vermont, my ex interrupted with his usual brand of negativity. Without thinking, I muttered, "Quiet! Quiet! the moron is about to speak". As the air fell silent, I realized I had spoken a bit louder than expected. I looked up to three pair of eyes boring into me. This was going to be the start of a very long Holiday.
The crunch of the tires against gravel brought me out of my daydream. Why did we all have to ride together? I had a feeling the restaurant would feel about as small as this car by the time the night was over. As the waiter poured our drinks, I heard the blonde say being in a committed relationship was nice. Nice? I tried it once. Didn't care for it. The thrill of seeing Chewbacca try to shave his chest hair had ruined it for me. They say that love is blind but razor burn can't be forgotten. My current love interest, who happens to also be my future ex, decided he would try to impress me with his knowledge of my likes and dislikes. Who knew that herb basted lamb chops was the food of choice for an angry woman to go to prison over. Body butter and tampons? What? I really needed to quit imagining myself stabbing the retina of my ex with a sharpened bone that I had whittled with my fingernails and pay closer attention to the conversation. Ok, Focus, focus. Looking across the table at my ex and his date, I became aware of someone's leg brushing against mine. We were only an hour into dinner and this hairless, third one from the left on the evolution chart reject thinks he can get away with something as disgusting as rubbing his polyester blend suit against a $600 Christian Dior skirt? Let the games begin.
2007-01-18 14:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by T's CRM SCNE 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol sounds like ur homework
i look forward to ur orginal version
for me that situation is not a big deal. i've met exs and their new partners and vice cersa.
2007-01-18 14:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by rostov 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋