A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying officer told you I was speeding, too.
2007-01-18 14:06:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-01-18 14:07:42 · update #1
you better get a cop with a sense of humor, if you're gonna try it! oh, BTW, did you know that you can be charged with several different offenses if you were to attempt this?
2007-01-18 14:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Strikernow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... Acorn replace into Obama;s neat trick. I observed the hearings on television and persons that registered 5 situations admitted they have been inspired by Acorn to realize this. Heard it immediately from those voters mouths how they have been badgered and inspired to sign up with a number of different addresses.
2016-10-07 09:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, however, this is not the place for this...you should post this in email or on myspace or a blog...this is actually a waste of your points and a great reward for me to get points
2007-01-18 14:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by camrondew 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw this about 10 times this week. It is funny...but I would never do it.
2007-01-18 14:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! How funny! I would try that but I have never been stopped for speeding!
2007-01-18 14:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by Marie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny honey !
2007-01-18 14:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-01-18 14:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one but good
2007-01-18 15:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jack P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! funny but you would get into trouble if you actually did it!
2007-01-18 14:10:49 · answer #9 · answered by LIZ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha omg that man is funny and smart hahaha
2007-01-18 14:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by micho 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋