I've known her for many years, and her only pet peave is people who blindly follow Bush and the Republicans.
Do you think I should pretend to be a repub so I can get out of my marriage to a fat woman?
2007-01-18 14:04:48 · 14 answers · asked by emotional_reunions 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Do what you gotta do!
Why not then she can blame Bush for that too! I'm sure her Fat a$$ blames him for everything else huh?
2007-01-18 14:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, there's a much easier way to make a fat woman leave you. Just say, "Lose the weight right now or leave. But you can come back if you lose it before I find someone else." That tag line about coming back is to be sure she hates you enough to really leave, and don't worry: no chance in the world she will have pleasant thoughts of you once she has lost the weight.
You'd be amazed how often women lose weight and get in good shape once they are in control of their own lives. For one thing, it's easier to just not buy the food she should not have than it is to resist going out to the kitchen and getting some, even if it was bought by someone else, or for someone else. She don't even have to go up the isle where the taboo foods are when she shops.
2007-01-18 22:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are absolutely amazing. You say you have known her for many years? Don't you have the guts to tell her you want out? You know, YOU are free to leave HER at any time. She should leave you, and count her blessings.
If your only gripe about her is that she is fat, you are lucky. Fat can be fixed, stupid cannot, and believe me, you have a bad case of the stupids! I hope you are an Independent, because neither the Democrats nor the Republicans would be proud to claim you.
2007-01-22 12:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet Lady Mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it would actually work. I've noticed that fat women have a strong affinity to Republicans. Once you are known as a Republican, only bad things could happen. Even if she left you (which isn't an absolute), you would be like a magnet in a nail pile.
2007-01-18 22:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh, I feel so sorry for her. You bad lover. Fat wife, no good sex. You no good in the sack. Too bad. Yes, divorce her so she can get thin and have a life without you!! No woman wants you!! You no good. She too nice, probably pretends for you. dumb democrat.
2007-01-19 01:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by skooter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would probably do it, you could always tell her that you have decided to have a homosexual affair. You might try that first. Use G.W. and the rest of his goons only as a last resort. Telling her you turned repuglican might get your azz whipped before she leaves. LOL
Edit: Life is too short to dance with a fat girl.
2007-01-18 22:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You married your wife for better or for worst so if you want to be a part of another political party, be a part of another political party but do not fake being a Republican in order to please your wife.
2007-01-18 22:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Knowledgeable VI 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're an idiot. If you have a big giant fat woman that will sit on your face, keep her or you will be alone forever.
2007-01-18 22:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by Tropical Weasel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
apparently taking responsibility for your actions is not an option? have to trick her into taking all the responsibility? Poor her.
2007-01-18 23:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet your wife is the one who's been faking things all these years....
And she eats to deal with her complete depression for how her life turned out so poorly....all because of one very bad decision.
Have a nice night.
2007-01-18 22:09:33 · answer #10 · answered by Jadis 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋