Little Johnny and his father were walking down the street one day, and two ladies bumped into one another in front of them.
The one lady looked at the other and slapped her across the face. "You b%^ch," yelled the one lady.
Stunned, the lady that was slapped yelled out, "You bag."
Little Johnny, never heard those words before, turns to his dad. "Dad, what are bags and b%^ches?"
"Oh, that's just another name for women," replied his dad.
"Oh, okay," said Johnny.
The two make it home and Little Johnny follows his dad up to the washroom to watch his daddy shave.
While shaving, Little Johnny's dad cuts himself. "Oh s*%t," he said.
"Daddy, what's s*%t?" asked Little Johnny.
"Oh, that's just another name for shaving your self," replied his father.
Bored, Little Johnny wanders downstairs to find his mother cooking a turkey. As his mother reached into the oven, she burnt her hand. "F@#k!" she yells.
"Mom, what's f@#k?" questionned Johnny.
"That's just another word for cooking the turkey."
"Oh, I get it," said Johnny.
All of a sudden, the doorbell rings. "I'll get it!" yells Johnny as he runs to the door. He then opened the door to find a group of old ladies standing outside.
"Hello young man. Are you parents home?" asked the front lady.
"Hello bags and b%^ches. My dad's upstairs s*%tting himself and my mom's downstairs f@#king the turkey."
2007-01-18 13:53:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh my.. at least he's not poking little mary with his "pencil" lol
2007-01-18 13:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Konrad 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course, the first question is "Does he have good oral hygiene?" Does he brush his teeth at least twice a day, floss, and brush his tongue? Has he seen a dentist lately to rule out any gum disease that could be a factor? If the answer is "yes" to those questions, then look at what he eats and drinks. Certain foods and alcohol cause an odor. Does he smoke? That certainly can cause bad breath. Does he have any health problems? Diabetes can cause bad breath. If he is chronically constipated, he can have bad breath. Their are others. Activated charcoal supplements can help with bad breath. Take a couple about one hour before each meal. Chlorophyll capsules also work. Those are taken with the meal. If the problem is REALLY bad use both.
2016-05-24 05:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard that before
Its still kinda funny though
2007-01-18 14:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lil jhonny doz'nt talk like a lil boy great stroy
2007-01-18 13:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by justmehere 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, very funny I must say.
2007-01-18 13:57:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny! I gotta tell my frinds
2007-01-18 14:00:05 · answer #6 · answered by Layne 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute..
2007-01-18 14:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow lol
2007-01-18 13:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sweeeeet
2007-01-18 13:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your point?
2007-01-18 13:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by redneckgal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋