What word did you mean to say, but said something else?

Question

Tell your story, if you want!

Answer 1

i wrote a paper for my English college class and i put pubic instead of public... it said some people in pubic places.. the teacher circled it and put a happy face by it as well as the words spell check.. i was soooo embarrassed

Answer 2

I wanted to tell him I loved him, but instead I said I like you a lot.
Cheesy, I know. But I can't help but feel apprehensive about these things.

Answer 3

I was sitting inoccently at the table, and all of a sudden my mom goes "Get out of here, Katie (me)!" She had meant to say Gracie, our dog. It was pretty funny.

Answer 4

I was introduced to a girl one time named Leslie., and i said, " Hi Lezzie , I felt so retarded. everyone laughed though

Answer 5

well, I wanted to say picker and I said pecker.
I work w/church going folks and they had to laugh too.
I said "that guy that works with us is the best pecker we have here".

Answer 6

I wanted to stay with him but I said goodbye :(

Answer 7

I was in my kitchen moping, and called out to my husband-- but not using HIS name, I called out my old BF's name! HA!

Answer 8

so, i was texting a guy one day, and i was trying to tell him that i like to sew. instead, my phone said i like to sex.

he didnt text back. :P

Answer 9

i said sh.it up to somebody on an intercom instead of shut up

Answer 10

lets just say you don't wanna kno!