Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in the White House. She has waited so long...... The ghost of George
Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my
country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."
Oh the huge manatee
2007-01-18 13:44:19 · 18 answers · asked by zombiefighter1988 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Thanks for the great laugh!
2007-01-18 13:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth L 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the earlier version with Bush, instead of the recent joke-of-the-week which merely substituted the name. Know your source, and your guffaws will sound more intelligent. If you hunt online, you'll see lots of the Bush version in 2004, and the Hillary version in 2006.
2007-01-18 22:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by xwdguy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that one a couple of times before, with various Dems in the "hot seat". Good one!
2007-01-18 21:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dave_Stark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look, IF Hillary ever were to become President one thing is for certain .... MEXICO would have the illegal immigration problem, not us !
2007-01-18 21:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
Perhaps God will spare us the nightmare of THAT women being president.
2007-01-18 21:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!
All I know is that if Hilary, or any other chick wins the presidency, I'm leaving the country. FOREVER! Women don't belong as the president, that's a Man's job.
2007-01-18 21:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by Pirate_Wench 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
HILLARY WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT, SHE MAY YET GIVE HEAD TO THAT MANATEE, ROFLMAO.
2007-01-18 21:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Albert, DDS, (USA) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She won't and its not because shes a woman its because she voted to go to war
2007-01-18 21:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by Yieba 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
didint read the whole question cuz im to lazy, but shes not gunna b president
2007-01-18 21:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Big Rob 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2007-01-18 21:46:50 · answer #10 · answered by glamour04111 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wish I were American just so I could vote in your next election.
2007-01-18 21:46:32 · answer #11 · answered by gg 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋