The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2007-01-18 13:43:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It is sooo like men...They can't ever live up to our expectations!!!Hahaha
2007-01-18 13:49:03 · update #1
that is funny,,,,, it is the truth though and damned unfair you girls can go and go and go on for ever... never make a bet with a girl who can go the most casue the guy is going down... with a bigg smile of course
2007-01-18 13:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i for my section choose men without body hair. some women choose men with hair besides the undeniable fact that. maximum women don't love men who're TOO hairy yet hairy adequate. I advise only trimming up slightly...do not bypass bare except you experience tender doing so.
2016-11-25 19:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats harsh. The girl was just trying to help, but when I read it, I was like, okay yea, he escaped so what?
2007-01-18 13:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by pink lady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
2007-01-18 13:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very cute I love it hey you know another one
2007-01-18 13:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funny
did u make that up urself?
2007-01-18 13:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by BOOM, roasted. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanx for the laugh.
2007-01-18 13:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Viviana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. hahahaha cute
2007-01-18 13:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought this was really cute. :)
2007-01-18 13:46:44 · answer #9 · answered by Your Angel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋