What do I do?
2007-01-18 12:33:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Flip it over and attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
2007-01-18 12:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by Mike K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab it from behind, between its hind legs. This way its claws are useless. Throw it in a pot of boiling water. Let the water come to a boil again, cook thoroughly - 6 minutes per pound.
Serve with melted butter, maybe a bit of garlic and lemon. Serves many!
2007-01-18 20:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ta Dah! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay down and let it walk over top of you. Then pry one of it's belly-plates off and climb inside. Grab the tendons to it's front legs and claws and steer it at your enemies and dismember them, and let the crab take the blame.
2007-01-18 20:37:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cook it and hold a family crab feed.
2007-01-18 20:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a copy of "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown.
He should fall asleep by about page 50
Then ... grab the biggest jar of mayo you can find
2007-01-18 20:36:51 · answer #5 · answered by Bob Danvers-Walker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crab chowder, MMMMMMM,good.
2007-01-18 20:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by yancychipper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crab bisque...
2007-01-18 20:35:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew! I think they have creams for that, but you really ought to be more careful about the people you sleep with...
2007-01-18 20:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Lucid Dreamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Compliment the game designers for REALISTIC HISTORICAL BATTLE SIMULATION!
2007-01-18 21:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by Scott F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attack its weak point for massive damage with real time weapon change.
2007-01-18 20:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by qamper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋