Can someone give me a limerick poem?

Question

This is for school and I cant think of anything...So can some one give me a short one with the patters:A,A,B,B,A...Thanks

Answer 1

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Answer 2

I had to make a limerick
But not a thing would stick
So I tried a rhyme
Took too much time
All it did was make me sick.


There !!! An original made-up-on-the-moment limerick just for you!

Answer 3

there once was a girl named Tia
one day she had an idea
she put on her coat
and rented a boat
and the next day she sailed to korea

like it its a limerick i had to do in 6th grade lol

Answer 4

There once was a man name Lanis
Whose bald head shimmered with gayness
his head did glow
and wadya know
he shoved the whole thing in my anus

There once was a man who was whole-hearted
who leaned to his left and farted
it smelled like a tomb
went in his wifes womb
and the beby came out retarded

Answer 5

here's a whole site of them