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Mine:
1) Imagine ( John Lennon)
2) If God was one of us (Joanne Osborn)
3) Most U2 songs

2007-01-18 11:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by Jessica 1 in Entertainment & Music Music

18 answers

THE SONG: Black Eyed Peas, "My Humps"
THE LYRIC: “My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps.”
THE VERDICT: This has got to be the least appealing description for the female anatomy every conceived.

THE SONG: LFO, “Summer Girls”
THE LYRIC: “New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick / And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer.”
THE VERDICT: We would print out the whole song, but we threw up after they rhymed “speakin’” with “Alex P. Keaton.”



THE SONG: Chubb Rock, “ Mr. Large”
THE LYRIC: “Like Mario Puzo, I'm The Don. W-W-I'M-THE-****-DOT-COM”
THE VERDICT: We keep trying to get to this website. Keep getting error messages. Oh, wait. Yeah, he only says two Ws. The last W was obviously being reserved for “what the ****?”

THE SONG: Eminem, "*** Like That"
THE LYRIC: “I ain’t never seen an *** like that / The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING”
THE VERDICT: One 'doing' would have sufficed, no?

THE SONG: Avril Lavigne, "Sk8r Boi"
THE LYRIC: “He was a boy, she was a girl / Can I make it any more obvious.”
THE VERDICT: Ma’am, could you make it a bit more obvious? We’re not all sophisticated like y’all Degrassi-watching Canadians. By the way, it's been pointed out before, but we've never known a "Sk8tr Boi" who had anything resembling girl trouble.

THE SONG: Warrant, "Cherry Pie"
THE LYRIC: “Swingin' in the living room / Swingin' in the kitchen / Most folks don't / 'cause they're too busy bitchin' / Swingin' in there 'cause / She wanted me to feed her / So I mixed up the batter / And she licked the beater.”
THE VERDICT: The reason most people don’t swing? Because they’re too busy bitching. Makes sense to us.

THE SONG: Spice Girls, “Wannabe”
THE LYRIC: "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”
THE VERDICT: Okay, no guy is going to say no to that (as long as Gerri turns the lights off).
THE OTHER LYRIC: “Make it last forever. Friendship never ends”
THE VERDICT: Okay, girl power, we get it. Don’t really see how it has anything to do with us guys, but fine.
STILL MORE LYRIC: “If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give”
THE VERDICT: Alright, now it’s getting a little annoying. I’m ******* all four of your friends, like you told me to in the first line. What else do you want?
THE FINAL LYRIC: "Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.”
THE VERDICT: Slam your body down and zigazig ah, indeed. And yeah, we know, 1996 called and they want their jokes back.

THE SONG: Train “Drops of Jupiter”
THE LYRIC: “Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation /The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me”
THE VERDICT: First we’re traveling in space all fine and dandy, then he starts name-dropping fads from the year 2000 as if it’s a VH1 special and he’s Hal Sparks. Soy Lattes? Tae Bo? Yes, Venus did blow our minds.

THE SONG: America, "A Horse With No Name"
THE LYRIC: "There were plants and birds and rocks and things"
THE VERDICT: What, did he get tired? Rocks and things? Try a ******’ cactus. Dirt? Bugs?

2007-01-18 12:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Tino Brown 2 · 0 0

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2007-01-18 19:56:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know who sings it, but some damn rap song about Chicken Noodle Soup with a Soda on the Side. What the f is that all about? Hell, I need to write a song about Sausage gravy and biscuits with black coffee on the side. Next stupidest one would be Pussycat Dolls' song about Buttons. You don't loosen up buttons, for ****'s sakes, you unbutton them, if you loosen them up, you won't have no buttons, dummy!

2007-01-18 20:35:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tennessee_whiskey6969 3 · 0 0

I totally disagree with you. U2 is awesome!! Especially 'The Saints Are Coming' that they sang with Green Day, even though it wasn't their lyrics.

We Fly High by: Jim Jones is HORRIBLE!!

It goes (this is the beginning):
We fly high
no lie
foreign rides
outside

so stupid!!

2007-01-18 19:58:55 · answer #4 · answered by lala l 3 · 0 0

I disagree with the U2 reference, but we can't always agree, can we?

Hands down, one of the worst is "I'm Blue" (Eiffel 65)

2007-01-18 19:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by The Gal w/the Camera 5 · 0 0

They're coming to take me away
ha,ha
They're coming to take me away
hee,hee
To the Funny Farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats because
They're coming to take me away!

Number 1 by Napoleon XIV.

2007-01-18 20:03:49 · answer #6 · answered by R M 2 · 0 0

No idea who the song was by, but I heard a few seconds of it on the radio. It was an R&B song.

"...we'll go back to my house and kick it like tae-bo."

Really!?!

2007-01-18 20:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by Callygal 2 · 0 0

for me
drops of jupiter- train (what a rediculious song)
and
oh life by the sily woman cant remember her name buy seriously "would rather have a peice of toast?"

do these people who write songs for them have a clue..

2007-01-18 19:59:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Umm..Barbie Girl...or...the Llama song...(good one Moo)

2007-01-18 20:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

smack that is really dirty and stupid, but the beats cathchy XD
fergalicious is pretty much about how much fergie loves herself

when i think of other stuff i'll add some more

2007-01-18 19:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by uhhhhhhhh 3 · 0 0

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