2007-01-18 11:49:18 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
arrange lunch through your local mp with tony or any other prominent labour party member... perhaps casually mention about the donation you'll soon be making to the party.... or perhaps let it slip that you'd like to fund a school academy...
in a few weeks you'll be contacted by the party and after a further couple of meeting, your knighthood should be assured... obviously this is only one option, blatant bribery would also work quite well too... ;-)
2007-01-18 12:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by muppet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have knowlege that Lord Wig bottom is a personal friend to the Queen. Surely he will have a chat with her on your behalf!
2007-01-18 14:01:22 · answer #2 · answered by ladypenelopewigbottom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send cheque with a self addressed enevlope to
A Blair
10 Downing Street
London
England
About £100,000 will get your a Peerage, much better then a knighthood. £50,000 should secure a Knighthood.
2007-01-18 16:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by dwayne dibbley´s cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get on Tony Blairs side first
and then get a lot of money
and then definately dont try to bribe anyone
sorry I meant LOAN Loan gift
2007-01-18 12:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Vinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a GAY bar and hang out for awhile no problem !
2007-01-18 12:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by campmor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got to be an English citizen.
2007-01-18 11:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Keep wishing. Maybe someday...
2007-01-18 11:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by FoxyB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you have to do a supreme act of justice. one so supreme that the queen will have the honor to bestow the sword on your shoulder.
2007-01-18 11:53:00 · answer #8 · answered by pimpin_ed_92 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tell the queen she is beautiful
2007-01-18 11:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋