You are having a "discussion" with your significant other. Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 that ..

Question

includes these tv quotes?
1. My "TROPHY GIRLFRIEND?" What contest in hell did I win?
2. Aw geez what a bunch that is: A meathead, A dingbat, a woman's lib and a bald headed kid.
3. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
4. Oh,yeah.... this is a very hip, funky, badass toaster.
5. If it was me I'd be cleaning off my fingerprints and rehearsing my 9-1-1 call.
6. You know what, I'm tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?

Answer 1

yeah i thought the other one wqas kinda funny too. ill try my hardest.

one night i had to work 2 extra shifts at the hospital.my day wasnt going that good so far. i had an argument with the boss. apparently he thought we were going out.he had the nerves to say ,my "trophy girlfriend" what contest in hell did i win?" i set him staight by saying,''you know wat ,i'm tired! could you just call yourself and idiot? who said i was you girlfriend" well he didnt like the fact the i called him an idiot because he fired me on the spot.
when i arrived home my boyfriend was in front of the tv saying " aw geez what a bunch that is:A meathead, A dingbat, a woman's lib and a bald headed kid" and eating a bag of my cheetos. he didnt even have the nerve to ask me how my day was.so i asked him "what are you doing?" apperently he thought it was rhyme night because the first things he said was " a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants. i said "oh,yeah.... this is a very hip, funky, badass toaster and its coming for ya" luckly he douged and it missed him . hes says calm down you crazy woman. i was like ohh yeah if it was me I'd be cleaning off my fingerprints and rehearsing my 9-1-1 call. thats all i can remember about how i got into this crazy house.

well all i can say is i tried.

Answer 2

Okay I'll give this one a shot
One day I was in this huge fight with my boyfriend Vin Diesel. He was calling me his trophy girlfriend. I asked him what contest in hell did I win to be called his trophy girlfriend. He was not allowed to call me that. I was ready to smack him. He had picked up Letty in Fast and the Furious and called her his trophy and I was not his trophy. He just kept teasing me. Finally to told him that I was going to do a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
All of a sudden the toaster exploded and he started yelling Oh yeah...this is a very hip, funky, badass toaster. I looked at him and said You know what I'm tired! Could you just call yourself and idiot? If you did that, then I could go to bed.
Suddenly a bunch of his friends showed up at the house and of course the stereo was turned on real high. One of his neighbors came over and said "Aw geez what a bunch that is: A meathead, a dingbat, a woman's lib, and a bald headed kid. I turned to him and said if it was me I'd be cleaning off my fingerprints and rehearsing my 9-1-1- call. Diesel's friends were ready to mess this guy up. Finally he put his hands up and backed off.