2007-01-18 10:55:06 · 6 answers · asked by Ralph C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Chris Farley
2007-01-18 10:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by Miss B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris Farley playing "Matt Foley: Motivational speaker"
2007-01-18 11:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by East of Eden 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
`Chris Farley`aka Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker
http://gonsalves.org/favorite/matt.htm
Once, there was a boy who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a van down by the river!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Foley
2007-01-18 16:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris Farley. He played a motivational speaker.
2007-01-18 11:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kikyo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris Farley as Matt Foley, Motivation Speaker
Hey you kids are probably saying to yourselves: I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail! and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket. Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to jack squat!
Well loddy-freakin'-dah! We got ourselves a writer here! Hey, Dad, I can't see too good is that Bill Shakespeare over there?
Now from what I hear, you're usng your paper not for writing but for rollin' doobies! You're gonna be doing alot of doobie rolling when you're living in a van down by the river!
2007-01-18 11:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Princess♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chris farley..rip
2007-01-18 10:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by duvalicious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋