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I wonder if Heat magazine or OK, will queuing up to make Jade their cover girl again - after all she is 25th most influencial person in THE WORLD!!!

2007-01-18 10:17:44 · 16 answers · asked by Éan 3 in Entertainment & Music Television

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Damn, I was gonna get my girlfriend some for Valentines Day. Oh well, have to make do with The Book Of Etiquette by Danielle Lloyd.

2007-01-18 10:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by half asleep 6 · 9 0

What are the chances, seriously now... she could end up with her own channel, just showing her all day...

Here are some great program ideas for her:
* Maybe she could front an arts appreciation program about the Italian Renaissance, imagine what she could do with Michelangelos 'David' or the fall of Savranola in Florence, with the Vatican Museums and the Classical fountains of Rome, with St Peters Basilica?
* Jade Travels 'rand' Cambridge in London!
* Jade travels 'rand' Portugal in Spain
* Jade on the art history of Spain and France - discussing all the stunning architecure, the beautiful cathedrals, the art masterpieces... it would be a sure fire hit!
* Jade on Politics - they could call it 'I'm not tictactical' !
* Jade on food - 'Let's make our own asparagus'

and finally:

I aint pretenshous innit!

I think she could also give lessons to foreigners on 'Jade Speak' coz that's ow we tork 'ere in blighty now what oi mean spacker.

GO JADE GO !!!

2007-01-18 10:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by Our Man In Bananas 6 · 0 0

About the perfume, well thats one bottle of toilet water down, and Jade was amusing but celebs last to long way after there shelf life has ended. Isnt high time that celebs became celebs for grafting and not having an all expenses paid holiday which can be viewed on tv.

2007-01-18 10:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by khayne666 2 · 0 0

we have the normal and acceptable situation now where people think if they show remorse - the situation will be forgotten and they can carry on regardless - ms goody is a really good example of this - where she has been advised that if she says sorry enough times the public will say - okay we forgive - welcome back jade! expect the next stages of her rehabilitation to include charity work, more sympathetic interviews, a group hug with shilpa and probably some well publicised rehab such as the priory (for depression...all that money she is losing), a marriage or a split up with her boyfriend jack and/or holiday, family photos sold to hello, okay etc by her mum, aunt, nan etc plus more leaked threats on herself and her family - she and her PR machine wont stop until we get good old jade back...this one will run and run - however i agree lets not contribute to her pension!

2016-05-24 04:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I'm not sure actually, I mean look at Kate Moss, if Jade could find a way to demonstrate she was sincerely sorry I think she could recover.

2007-01-18 11:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by jolene518 2 · 0 0

yes lets hope so!

She was obviously voted the 25th most influencial person in the world by the readers of Heat or OK so I wouldn't stress yourself out about it!

2007-01-18 10:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

How dare you say a bad word about that cultured young lady who is giving the British public such pleasure.
do you not realise that this highly intelligent women is the kind of stuff the empire was built on, how can they with draw the essence of that beautiful girl. HOW DARE THEY

2007-01-18 10:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1 1

Yeah even though she doesnt even know what influential means! lol. Her days are numbered. The rest of her life will be a misery

2007-01-18 10:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by EaAzY 3 · 4 1

good ,,1 thick women,and lets have it right if it was'nt for the chance of getting a few bob who the fcuk would bother with her,she'll be at cruffs next year

2007-01-18 10:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I hope she ends up back in the high rise she came from to be honest, thats where scum belong

2007-01-18 10:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 3 2

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