Foul smells in the house?

Question

Hi there, unfortunately a member of my family (yes, its me) has had a very very bad case of wind today and the house absoleutly stinks!
I work from home and have people coming round in the morning so need to shift the stink. I am currently sat here freezing to death with both my french doors and kitchen door open trying to air the place but it still reeks. I dont want to use air freshener as it only makes another smell, it doesn't really clear the green acid mist in the air!
Please help!!!

Answer 1

My guess is that it is not you but Mark that stinks. Although you may have wind that is not what is actually causing the stench. I think to get rid of the pong you need to build your lotto rapist hubby a "workshop" in the garden, I know a girl who has done this and she never sees hers. x

Answer 2

Can you go to Sears or somewhere that sells air cleaners? Some have HEPA filters, some do an "ion shower" whatever the heck that is, but several on the sears website claim they remove odours (along with mold spores, dust mites, pollen, etc).
I've been putting up with home repairs to damage done by a flood so I'm with you: I'm sick to death of air "fresheners" covering up one foul smell with some sicky orange or flowery scent. It literally makes me gag. I bought a genuine air cleaner today at sears and I'll see how it works tonight and tomorrow. Or IF it works (to my satisfaction).

Not to be rude, but have you tried Gas-X for yourself, or can you see a doctor? Sometimes 'green acid' clouds are a symptom of an illness.

Answer 3

Are there any drains at your position of abode which have not been used in a lengthy time period. for instance, is there a drain in the floor of your laundry room? Is there a relax room sink or bathtub at your residence that could no longer used? Drains from the floor, washer, rest room, sink etc. have a water capture it truly is kind of a sideways S. even as the capture has water in it, the water blocks any sewer gases from transferring into the homestead. Water will ultimately evaporate from an unused drain and the gas will enter the homestead. once you've ruled out the above, you should envision out below your position for damaged pipes.

Answer 4

One thing that I do to cover these unwanted aromatic time bombs is to spray the carpets and surrounding areas with Fabrese - it doesn't have a real strong smell, but it helps. You might try some lightly scented candles in some key areas - this also makes it a bit cozier. Good luck on eliminating the heavier-than-air dirty bubbles.

Answer 5

Put some water and some Cinnamon in a sauce pan and let it simmer for a while. It will make your house small like you have been baking cookies.

I used this to mask the smell of a badly burnt dinner, before company came to visit.

Answer 6

You will have to use something to eliminate the foul smellm there is a freshener call lysol freshner it is in powder, lemon, and others look at the labels it is very good you can use that to help eliminate the odour,

Answer 7

Arent matches supposed to do the trick there was actually someone arrested 1 or 2 weeks ago cause they struck a match on an airplane to take care of the situation.

Answer 8

eat something bland like metamucil or oatmeal, to clear your pipes, drink mint tea, sleep with the windows open, and lay off whatever you've been eating next time.

Some scented candles will help to dissipate the fumes, too. Vanilla or bayberry, or something like that, will blend with it and disguise it. Don't panic- you have until morning- it will probably pass.

Answer 9

Well when my mom burns things in the kitchen (which can happen often) she boils orange peels and lemon peels with a cinnamon stick. Hope this helps.

Answer 10

Gawd! Stay away from the chicken jalfrazies! Green acid mist? You should get NIREX to dispose of it. Are there any dingleberries in your dunghampers?