For example, I heard of "Stop Entropy" , or "Calculus has it's Limits", "Caution: Hot beakers look exactly like cool beaker", etc....
I'm looking for anything related to Chemistry, calculus, or physics. Thanks!
2007-01-18 09:26:28 · 9 answers · asked by msvietpig 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Chemistry
The vessel with the pestle has the solution in
distribution
A cation is afraid of a dogion!
It takes alkynes to make a world.
Die Ethyl Die!!
2007-01-18 09:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Banshee 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mathematics is made of 40 percent formulas, 40 percent proofs and 40 percent imagination.
What is the first derivative of a cow?
Prime Rib
"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there." --Charles Darwin
Q. Did you hear the one about the statistician?
A. Probably....
A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!" So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays. The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!" And the other guy says: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x."
There are three types of mathematicians: those who can add and those who can't.
Many others at link below
2007-01-18 17:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by Tiramysu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a door at Cape Kennedy: Out to Launch
2007-01-18 17:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by waynebudd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Port-a-toilet company -"We're #1 in the #2 Business"
Seen in a 4th grade classroom; "eschew obfuscation" (look it up)
2007-01-18 17:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My favorites were always
"Chemists Do It in the Fume Hood"
"Polymer Chemists do it in Chains"
2007-01-18 19:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by Peter Boiter Woods 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a T-shirt that said..........
Chromatography is a Gas
I also saw a T-shirt that said...........
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
2007-01-18 18:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by xox_bass_player_xox 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boy: My statistics teacher said I was average!
Mother: Oh he's just being mean.
Geology Rocks!
2007-01-18 18:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by kano7_1985 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hit an astronomer in the head and ask him if he sees stars.
oh wait, that's astronomy. sorry.
2007-01-18 17:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about: "All calculations aside, Calculus SUCKS!!!"
2007-01-18 17:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by Kiowa1 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋