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I want you to please write me something really weird. It a study I'm doing on my own to see what people will write if I ask them to write a bizzare sentence or so. If you will please do this, I can see what many people are thinking, and get some insight into your own definition of weird.

2007-01-18 08:52:44 · 34 answers · asked by reb l 1 in Social Science Psychology

34 answers

Tie two birds together. Though they have four wings, they can not fly.

2007-01-18 09:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by strider89406 5 · 1 0

I have always thought it weird how my parents knew when I was lying, until I had children of my own. I can tell when my kids are lying by their expressions and tone of voice. It must have been the same with my parents. But, somehow I can sense that people are lying when I don't even know them or care what they are talking about. I sometimes think that I am a human lie detector. My mother always said " a thief always thinks someone is stealing from him, a cheater always thinks someone is cheating on them, a liar never believes anyone.' I agree with this but, I don't lie.

2007-01-18 09:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0 0

I have two different versions of weird.

Weird funny:

Nobody goes there anymore because there's too many people there. Or, If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Weird nonsense:

There were no bones in my ice cream, so I called a cab. Or, Then the pickle said, "Who told you to put mustard on my baseball glove?"

2007-01-18 09:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Whootziedude 4 · 0 0

Last night I dreamed I pushed an unknown woman through a glass wall. She was facing me, and as I pushed, her head came off and we never broke eye contact until her head hit the floor -- I woke up in a sweat! I've never had such a violent dream before!!!!

Weird enough?

2007-01-18 08:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well this is wierd but, very true I was talking a shower and my cat who is over 100 years old in human years(thats old) I was about to shut the door of the shower when I realized that my cat was in the shower under the faucet!!!!!!
Correct me if im erong but, i thought that cats were supposed to hate water. I tried to get him out but, I couldn't pick him up because I thought that he would bite me or something!!!!!!\
Well good luck and if that isnt wierd then what is????????????

2007-01-18 08:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by soccer cutie!!! 1 · 0 0

Blah Yadda Blah

2007-01-18 08:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by newssavvydiva87 2 · 0 0

well would you look at that squid in the canvas bag eating 4 and a half pounds of cookie dough with chips on the side but he best be quick before that kamodo dragon comes for the left-overs

2007-01-18 09:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're doing it again.

What's that?

Walking around with your head so far up your a** that you can't hear what people are saying about you. Oh, and what are they saying?

They're saying that you need to change.

Who says I need to change? Nobody's said anything to me. I haven't heard one single complaint about me.

What out for that manhole.

What manhole. I don't see a manhole.

Sorry, I forgot. Your head is still up your a** and your ears and eyes are there too.

2007-01-18 09:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by roddy 3 · 0 0

Last night I had a dream about yellow cats. I saved some of the yellow kittens from being drowned. Why ? I duno. They were cute though.

2007-01-18 09:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0 0

Who said that bizzare was in fact bizzare when we know that turkey vultures don't prey on animals that live in the ocean and in the air and on the ground?

2007-01-18 08:56:20 · answer #10 · answered by Trublood 2 · 1 0

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

2007-01-18 08:58:17 · answer #11 · answered by Sooner 4 · 1 0

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