My friend Keeps kicking me in the balls all the time and Imm trying to leave them alone so I can have CHILDREN
2007-01-18 08:41:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
May i suggest a steel cup...like hockey players wear...that way you can keep your sperm in tact and keep your friend happy.
2007-01-18 08:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Doctor J. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
Well, think about if you are giving your friend a REASON for them to kick you in the balls. Like if you're making them furious about something.
If you're practically not asking for it, let them know how you feel about that.
2007-01-18 08:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by ( Kelly ) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him kindly to stop kicking you in the balls, if he continues to kick your balls, kick him back saying sternly, "I would like you to stop kicking in the balls, at which time I will stop kicking your balls"
2007-01-18 08:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by erock_25_73 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if it is a boy doing it i would beat his azz if it is a girl punch her in the chest where her breasts are tell her "lets see how your gonna breast feed" because punching a girl in her breasts are like punching a guy in his balls hurts the same way make her feel your pain
2007-01-18 11:12:12 · answer #4 · answered by ROCKY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her\him how you feel if she doesnt take it seriously then just stop talking to that person. Hope that helps
2007-01-18 08:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick him in the balls and say "YOU KNOW IM TRYIN TO HAVE A SON/DAUGHTERAND IF YOU RUIN IT..."umm..."ILL KICK UR BALLS SO HARD ALL UR MANJUICE WILL COME OUT" (lol man juice..
2007-01-18 08:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a cup and tell them to bring it on!
2007-01-18 08:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by Knee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're on your own other than kick them back lol
2007-01-18 08:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by hopkins_girl1041 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Break both of his feet
2007-01-18 08:45:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kick his azz first
2007-01-18 08:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by headstr8 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋