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i'm going through a really hard break up and i can't sleep or anything to get my mind off of the fact i'm now alone and without that person.. so um if you wanna tell me a joke or anything random and cheery that'd be great.

2007-01-18 08:32:22 · 11 answers · asked by ♥♥♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

Once upon a time there was a Dragon who was trying to catch a Monkey that was living in her cave. He had stolen her favoritest jool. So, she breethed Fire at him and evarything in her cave caught on Fire except fer the Monkey.

The End.

Um... that wasn't reelly cheery. How about a hug? Hugzzzzzzz!!!! ♥♥♥

2007-01-18 08:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0 0

As you already know it is not easy to get over a break up, I am going to assume that you have been with this person for a long time Judging by the way you feel, may I suggest that you get a good chic flick and a big bag of popcorn and have a good cry, then you can go to the spa and get a massage, and call some friends for a girls night out. nothing says I am over you better then a good girls night. Maybe flirt with the drummer of the band you go to see on the girls night. Drummers always make me feel better. all the best,

2007-01-18 16:41:02 · answer #2 · answered by meanny 2 · 0 0

Ok here it goes, a few years back a girl from up north stayed at my place for the weekend at first it was fun for the first night, after the second day, she was really getting annoying, she was acting bitter towards me and others. On the third day I set my alarm clock an extra hour early just so I could make sure she was at the airport early and she would definitely not miss her flight.

When I arrived home, I was tired so I went upstairs to my room, it was quite and I was alone, as much as I disliked her, I disliked being alone even more. I was beginning to feel sad, but then who should arrive but my cat; who did not come up to my room for the weekend because of the girl that was there for the weekend.(my cat is jealous of other girls) She (the cat) jumped up on the bed did a circle around the bed and then slept next to me, she was purring next to me, she loves me and I felt great, because she is one being on this planet who will always love me unconditionally and will never betray me.

That story always cheers me up, hope it cheers you up too...

2007-01-18 17:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas 4 · 0 0

I would suggest calling a friend over and venting to them....Always know that you are still going....a breakup is hard on your emotions, but just remember that you deserve a man that will treat you like a queen. Don't settle for anything less......You will be OK and you WILL move on.....He's the one that missed out on spending his life with you. You'll be fine, just take it easy the next couple of days and don't think that you have to find someone else right away...Date guys for awhile, then make an educated decision about which relationship you want to pursue.....Or stay single and enjoy that for awhile.

I wish you the best!!

2007-01-18 16:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know you think you need hm, but you DO NOT, you will be better off without him, and I know this...it is his lose..he is a fool..
NOW I was just at your 360 and I really liked it
thank YOU....
what you need to do is just talk to as many of us that will return your emails, this way it will at least keep your mind busy and take up time too, plus hey you ever know WHO you may meet here, just by answering or sending out some emails to some new people...HI how are you...
so just try it, it may work for you

good luck
smile

2007-01-18 18:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you have a favorite funny movie that you've always loved? Watch it. It might help.

Or go out and buy something funny. I love "Blue Collar Comedy" personally, but whatever works for you.

Time will heal this. But in the meantime, you need to distract yourself. I know because I just went through a very stressful time myself.

2007-01-18 16:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by bettiegrl 4 · 0 0

Ok here is a funny song that could cheer you up. It's called Sleep by Riley Armstrong. I hope you enjoy it.

(sings) sleep no I never get enough always waking up tired sleep no I never get enough I might get fired

2007-01-18 16:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by Josh D 6 · 0 0

Awe honey, boys suck!!! you have to learn not to worry so much, or your gonna live your entire life being miserably, take it from sumone who KNOWS!
if u wanna talk message me on my 360!!!
all the luck n huggles in the world!!! *huggggzzzz*

2007-01-18 16:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dazed & Confused...literally... 4 · 0 0

Listen to "Cut The Mullet" by Wesley Willis

http://www.alternativetentacles.com/octopodes/543/mBoGrDtgTAUe53D79ZT/Wesley_Willis-Cut_The_Mullet.mp3

If that doesn't make you laugh, at least it'll make you real confused.

2007-01-18 16:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by Winchy Winch 1 · 0 0

just imagine someone you hate being kicked in the nuts. that always makes me feel better.

*hugs*

2007-01-18 16:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by LoriBeth 6 · 0 0

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