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.......were trying so hard to hold it in that you completely zoned out on the conversation and lost track of what you were talking about because all you could focus on was keeping that fart in AT ALL COSTS?

This just happened to me........LMAO

2007-01-18 07:18:23 · 16 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I managed to keep it in, but I swear I broke out in a cold sweat from the effort....

2007-01-18 07:22:56 · update #1

16 answers

Happens to me all the time. Must happen to my customers too because about once a month one of them will let a quiet one go in my office and stink it up really bad. So bad, sometimes I have to leave. Once I had to crap so bad and I was having these really bad cramps that I just got up and left and went to the bathroom. I proceeded to blow the bathroom up like nobod'ys business then quickly ran back to my office and began with a. "now where was I?" like nothing happened. We fart a lot at work.

2007-01-18 07:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by kmankman4321 4 · 0 0

In my business, there have been times when I was talking to someone and WANTED to release a rippin' fart in response to their conversation.

2007-01-18 15:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. I have had to hold back in certain "professional situations", but I was able to maintain my focus.

2007-01-18 15:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hate when you're holdin' in a real whopper, and it backs up on you so hard and fast it makes your body move or makes a loud noise instead.

shoulda just let er blow

2007-01-18 15:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rowdy's Mama 3 · 1 0

omg yes that happen one time when i was taking a test 2 and it was real quiet in the room lol

2007-01-18 15:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by kiss_of_a_dreamer 3 · 1 0

Yes!

2007-01-18 15:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by v 4 · 0 0

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

2007-01-18 15:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by Moxie Crimefighter 3 · 1 1

yeah you dont know whether to fart ,s h i t or burp

2007-01-18 15:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by tom t 2 · 1 0

This is the crucial question of our generation.

2007-01-18 15:25:36 · answer #9 · answered by Silent Kninja 4 · 0 0

oh gosh you have to hold it in, then run off to the bathroom to pass it!

2007-01-18 15:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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