and that whole "cookie factory" thing is just to keep the feds off their backs. How can I expose those pint-sized bastards as the lying criminals they are? Who's with me!?
2007-01-18 07:12:54 · 14 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I think so. Personally I think they have some kinda acid making factory. With all those bright colors and they keep thinking someone steals their cookies. . . But thats just me :-P
2007-01-18 07:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by Chick-a-Dee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Their cookies are way to addictive. They must be laced with cocaine or some other drug. You know if you eat enough of them you will pass out, halucinate, and wake up in a pool of your own drool. Not that it has ever happened to me! In one of their commercials I thought I saw the main elf carrying a pager and cell phone. Plus I know I saw a mercedes on rims in the background
2007-01-18 07:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by David S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree. Bloody elves are obviously high as heaven. Who would stay up all night making cookies (and not eating them) but a coked out tree elf. Tossers.
2007-01-18 07:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by liebedich85 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't mess with them elves man. They put a hit on Snap,Crackle and Pop. Now it is just Snap and Pop. The Gnomes work for them. When ever you see a Gnome its because they are keeping tabs on you for the Keebler elves.
2007-01-18 07:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by helptick 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A cute joke, but be careful. If homeland security gets wind of this, they'll spend 100 million with Haliburton and claim it was an investigation.
2007-01-18 07:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by James M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At first, I thought you were kidding, but since I read the rest of the question, I think you are actually on something here.
Word is, the M&M's are willing to go in undercover and won't melt on your hands the first sign of trouble.
2007-01-18 07:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by Gnome 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call the gnome SWAT team, they straighten out those pointy-eared dirtbags.
2007-01-18 07:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by Draco Paladin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We can get the Lucky Charms Leprechaun to infiltrate their business. Then we can nab them.
2007-01-18 07:17:17 · answer #8 · answered by Peggy r 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Call Santa.I'll help you take them down.I know Kung Fu!
2007-01-18 07:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by lyn4tik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always wondered y those cookies were so addictive
2007-01-18 07:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋