Like:
Can i have your picture,I collect natural diasasters
Id tell you to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
That kinda fing
??Any1 else got any gudens??
2007-01-18 07:11:17 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
ummmmm let me think......
"you know, i never knew you were that sad!"
"what the hell is that smell? oh wait it's you!"
"I would let you borrow my mirror, but i don't want it to break, sorry!"
"don't touch what you can't afford!"
i am totally crap at this!
2007-01-18 07:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lately I have noticed that when somebody says things along those lines, its really THEMSELVES and THEIR OWN issues
I try to just stand aside and sort of swing them back at em so THEY have to deal with it
like people accusing of being a child molester cuz they were abused and don't trust middle aged men with beards
I might say, I would be a better influence on your kid than you would be. Its often true also,
2007-01-18 15:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't your butt come with a back-up alarm?
Your breath is a bio-hazard!
Did someone fart? Oh its just you!
You got something green in your teeth...oops it is your teeth.
Do those pants make your butt look big? No girlfriend it looks big all by itself.
2007-01-18 15:32:37 · answer #3 · answered by Doc 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but you're moma said she couldn't wait for me to comeback.
Oh, and your Avatar? I've seen better faces on an iodine bottle.
: )
2007-01-18 15:14:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tim H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have seen better heads on lettuce
2007-01-18 15:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where is the remote control?
Smart answer:
If it was up your butt you would know where it was.
Retort to smart answer:
If it was up my butt, it would be rubbing your nose!
Equals an extreme burn to the person that THOUGHT he was clever.
2007-01-18 15:18:22 · answer #6 · answered by dave t 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda Gay..lol..but its k.
guy:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl:UNFERTILIZED
lol..
2007-01-18 15:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know you are in love with me but lets face it i could do better and you cant
2007-01-18 15:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
IF I WANTED TO HEAR AN AS-HOLE SPEAK I'D FART. IT WOULD PROBABLY SMELL BETTER THAN YOUR BREATH.
2007-01-18 15:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by tonafun 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just: NOW GO TO SLEEP ****** WAAAAA MOTHA FUKAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAA TIME UP BIT.CH CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!!!!NOW GO TO SLEEP BI..TCH WAAA U STILL ALIVEEE HOW MANY TIME I HAVE TO SAY CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-18 15:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋