If im not the pheasant plucker, im the pheasant pluckers son.. then im only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes...
2007-01-18 06:52:19 · 19 answers · asked by Terry Wogan 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Pheasant pluckers son.
2007-01-18 06:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.
Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !
I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !
You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.
My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !
My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !
2007-01-18 14:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 1⤋
obviously a plucked up pheasant plucker.
2007-01-18 15:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by Wattsup! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz if i aint plucking pheasants ime always plucking ducks and the theiveing pheasant plucker is away cooking the books.
( there"s no money in farming tha kno"s )
2007-01-18 17:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by michaelbelldinger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pheasant pluckers helper or replacement
2007-01-18 14:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by fred f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your still a pheasant plucker
2007-01-18 15:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an apprentice pheasant plucker.
2007-01-18 15:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Aled H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your strange flucker for using Terry as your profile lol
2007-01-18 14:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by live life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A parasite, who gets too much TV licence payers money.
2007-01-18 15:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by quartzstar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with the confusing rhyme i've just read.
i hope you're not a peasant phucker!
2007-01-18 15:02:09 · answer #10 · answered by toolbox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋