2007-01-18 06:33:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
#1 remind me not to look at your questions before I answer the phone.. I just spit coke all over my keyboard and choked trying to answer
#2... YES.. and the third and the fourth... lmao
2007-01-18 06:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Let's get it right.
The second coming of Christ was in Mexico, in the 11th Century, in the Yuctan Peninsula for the Toltec Civilization. He appeared as a white bearded man, who promised to return one day, from the east. The toltecs named him "Quetzalcoatl". They built a temple to him in Chichen Itza.
NOW YOU... Yeah baby. The third coming of Christ should be filmed for all the world to see this time!! And at a budget price too. You could even start a "Coming of Christ club" and it would be cool to be a member like "THE MILE HIGH CLUB".
The MOTEL 6 could issue us a discount card, and we could worship the return, over and over, as we cross this great land of ours. Just how many Motel 6's are there????
2007-01-18 14:36:07 · answer #2 · answered by GOMEZ LOPEZ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Usually when I am cumming at a Motel 6 I usually yell "Jesus H. Christ"! So, I guess the answer to your question is yes!
2007-01-18 14:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by Shlomo McGillicutty 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is silly. The second coming will be noticed around the world.
2007-01-18 14:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by Fool 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if ur prgnant and thats what ur naming ur child, then u can have him in a Motel 6, but it's not that sanitary.
2007-01-18 14:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you need some baby wipes?
oh wait... Motel 6 has nice washcloths
2007-01-18 14:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just hope He doesn't land in the Middle East again.
2007-01-18 14:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by maldadresidente 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouths of babes. You shouldn't be watching your mommy, you should be in another room.
2007-01-18 14:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by D.B. Cooper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you already get past the first coming?
2007-01-18 14:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by I am Crystal S. 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO oH MY gOD, People came in my office to see what was so funny. I literally busted out laughing with that question. Oh my God, I am going to hell YOu are too much.!
2007-01-18 14:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋