Need to pass a "drug test" in first week of Feburary. Please help!...?

Question

Please, I don't need to hear any "haters" out there...
This coming Sunday 01-21 will make 2 weeks of being sober from Marijuana. I've been drinking 2 Liters of water and about 2 cups of Cranberry juice every day now. I'm also planning to take the Cleansing juice on test day. What are my chances of passing? What should I continue to do or do different? Is the Cleansing juice still important to take at test day? By test time, I will be a month clean. Please help and I really appriciete it...

I weight about 230-40 lbs, 6' 5"
I use to smoke about once a day.

Answer 1

u need a whizzinator. order it asap.

Answer 2

I would guess that you would be alright without the "cleansing juice". I was an everyday smoker from the time I got off of work I would smoke the equivalent of one or two bowls and on the weekends I would be a pothead all day, I did this for three straight years with probably only a few days in that period of no ganja. Then last year on dec 8th I found out that I would have to take a UA on the 21st, fortunately the last night I smoked was on the 4th. I was clean for sixteen full days in which time I drank around the same amount of water that you specified above and I passed I am sure it was by the skin of my teeth but I did pass, oh and by the way I am 6'4" tall and weigh between 230 and 240 also. So if that gives you piece of mind then I wouldn't waste my money on the "cleansing juice" unless you already did that. Good luck my fellow toker.

Answer 3

I would definately take the cleansing stuff as well as keep drinking the water and juice. I have taken a test before and I passed but I used a product called Golden Seal. You can find it at any GNC stores. You should be fine cause if it will almost be a month of being straight marijuana stays in your system for about a month.

Answer 4

Well, since your drug test is coming up on the first week of february and you have already been sober for two weeks, I would say your chance of passing your drug test is pretty good. It usually takes about 3-4 weeks for marijuanna to get out of your system. I don't really know too much about the cleansing juice. Anyways, Good luck on your drug test and I hope you pass! :)

Answer 5

You don't need to drink so much water until the day of/day before the test. THC is stored in fatty tissue, thus is not water soluble. Though this won't help you now, exercise a lot up until a few days before the test. This will get more THC into your bloodstream but out of your body more quickly. If you exercise a lot right before your test (3 days or so) there is a better chance you will test higher for it than if you laze about. Also, eating a lot of red meat 3 days before the test will lower the chance of a positive result. Pickle juice will most likely not help unless you are trying to get amphetamines out of your system.

Answer 6

after a month of heavy water usage, your pee test will be clean

the pee test is the standard test, because a hair test might go back farther than necessary. a month is a decent amount of sobriety that it's obvious you tried

good for you for doing it naturally, even if its' heavy on the liquids.
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a hair test will show positive results for years, any hair that grew from the folicle (anywhere on your body) while you had the drug in your body will contain evidence of that drug.

hair tests are for a much more serious role - don't ask what kind of test!

also, don't drink the cleansing juice - you'll already be clean

Answer 7

There are alot of variables... the type of test they employ, how heavy a smoker you were, how long you smoked for, your body composition and metabolism, etc. There are more than just 'hair or urine' tests. For economic reasons, screening tests are almost always urine tests. But there are different ways of testing urine, with differing sensitivities, even for screening.

It sounds like you already know you're right on the borderline of passing/not passing at a month's time. For the test, you've got 2 reasonable choices...

Either do everything you can to cleanse yourself, and take the test legitimately, or figure out a way to use some else's urine.

For cleansing yourself, keep in mind the metabolites they test for are fat soluble. As you burn fat, you release them into your system (and also rid yourself of them). So up until a couple days before the test... BURN FAT. Go on a diet, stay very active, try to maintain a high metabolism, and lose weight. Don't crash diet - you'll only cause your metabolism to drop. Optimize metabolism. Keep drinking plenty of water - but don't go crazy with it. This far out of test time, there's nothing to be gained by drinking cranberry juice, and all that sugar won't help your fat loss any, so I'd drop that practice.

Once you're within a day or two window - stop the dieting and exercise and start eating again... plenty. What you want to avoid at test time is burning fat. You've gotten rid of as much metabolites as you're going to.. now it's time to try to avoid releasing more into your system. Eat well, eat often... indulge. Maintain a caloric excess. Keep drinking lots of water, however.

The day of the test, add in acidic drinks... they may change the PH of your urine a slight amount, which may help a bit. Orange Juice, Tomato... you get the picture. Keep drinking alot of water the whole way through. Try not to let any collect in your bladder... keep pissing as often as you can, keep drinking as much as you can. Then hope for the best.

Note that most if not all of the 'cleansers' are either diuretics, urine acidifiers, or both. There's not one single product of which I'm aware that does anything special. In other words - it's mostly all hype.

The other option is to sneak someone else's urine in under your clothing, figure out some way to keep it at body temperature, and work out a quick and effective way for delivering it into your cup when you're tested. The specifics of how the test is conducted is up to the lab. If it's for the military, you may very well have someone watching over you... in which case I wouldn't dare try to use someone elses. But if it's for a job - most labs simply send you into the bathroom alone, and dis-allow you to run any water or flush until after they receive the sample. After you give them the cup, they'll test the sample's temperature to see if it's within body-temp range. So if you can devise a way to sneak it in and keep it near body temperature... using known-clean urine takes all the guesswork out. Just know that if you don't keep it at body temp, they'll have a pretty good idea you tried to trick them. I'll leave it up to your imagination to figure out a way to make it work. Just know that it's been done successfully by others.

Even if you do try to sneak urine in, however, I'd still prepare yourself as described above. You may find that once you get to the lab, the testing procedures make trickery difficult or impossible.


Best wishes. I'm offering up this advice only because I think hiring and firing should be based on job performance, not on what you do in your free time. Drug testing is a violation of civil rights.

Answer 8

well, it depends on how often you smoked and the frequentcy of it. If you smoked every day before that it may take even a month for it to clear out. Stay clean and if you fail say that you had been drinking club soda and taking perscription pain killers, they can sometimes give false positives. best of luck.

Answer 9

use the cleanser atleast a week or two before the test! Make sure you read the instructions! I know ppl who have screwed up the cleanser and failed the drug test! If you keep this up you should be fine. Remeber, Avoid salty foods and drink, drink, drink!

Answer 10

I think you will be okay, I would not take the cleansing juice on test day.......if it's too clean that raises flags as well.

Answer 11

my husband buys sonnes #7 to clean his system..it will clean it in 3 days...he takes a drug test once a month n has never failed it while taking this stuff..u have to buy it out of a herbal or a gnc store..its only $20 a bottle but it works..it cleans out all kinds of stuff out of ur system but if they do a hair sample then buy a razor..wish u luck