Who peed in your Cornflakes?
Time wounds all heals
Death is hereditary
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box
I've seen better hands on a clock
As rare as a Blonde virgin
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway
I gess hukd on fonix wurkd for yoo too
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either
So little time and so little to do
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Which do you like best?
2007-01-18
06:03:56
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