What do you think? Funny?

Question

An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''



Oooooh, I`m bad!

Answer 1

Yeah Good one,Oh, if only all Wars were settled with a bottle of good Whiskey and Cunning.

Answer 2

extreme high quality. a save clerk knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, it is the right little device I easily have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He mentioned, "If this vacuum does not sparkling up that mess, i will consume it!" She mentioned, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the capacity on yet!"

Answer 3

It made my lips turn slightly upwards at the edges. I think you just need to work on you're timing a bit more.

Answer 4

shame on you

Answer 5

yes.............is depressively funny

Answer 6

good!