that the milkman reckoned he'd had every woman in the street except one , my g / f thinks it's the snotty cow next door , what do you think ?
2007-01-18 05:23:40 · 20 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah she's right it was the snotty cow next door.......but dont worry i don't deliver on your street anymore !!!
2007-01-18 06:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy".
"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Tiddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles up to heaven".
Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning".
Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"
"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she would definitely have gone, Daddy".
2007-01-18 05:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!! I've seen exactly the same birthday card as well!
2007-01-18 05:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by Stuart W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the milk mans got a big head, and an even bigger ego
2007-01-18 05:27:19 · answer #4 · answered by Nutter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your g/f must be a sl*t, lol. Just kidding, of course.
2007-01-18 05:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then that means he had your girlfriend if she is guessing which one he did not have
2007-01-18 05:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cherish B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Very good! I think you need a new girlfriend! ;)
2007-01-18 06:13:51 · answer #7 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea it is the cow
2007-01-18 05:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Kimmie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!
2007-01-18 05:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jane H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess she just confessed something to you my dear.
2007-01-18 05:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋